Kelly Brook's new swimwear collection would do little for a dimpled, dumpy, middle-aged mother with a c-section overhang and a labyrinth of stretch marks.
Finding a ?miracle? swimsuit that's both flattering and stylish, makes me feel like a beached whale.
Some may promise to conceal a problem stomach, cover the cellulite, or uplift the bust; but there?s not one fashionable all rounder that leaves you looking and feeling fit for purpose.
What if you?re blighted by all of those middle-age, post baby body traumas?
A built in girdle and panelling are useless when your breasts are in conflict over their destinations.
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