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when men prefer guns!

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Auntymandy · 20/05/2006 07:09

TEN REASONS WHY MEN PREFER GUNS

  1. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
  1. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
  1. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
  1. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
  1. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
  1. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
  1. Guns function normally every day of the month.
  1. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?
  1. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favoured over a woman....

  1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
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Auntymandy · 20/05/2006 15:10

bump

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Twiglett · 20/05/2006 15:13

that's crap

cod · 20/05/2006 15:15

that crap

Auntymandy · 20/05/2006 15:18

Well I thought it was funny..

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