A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their
bedroom.
"You know what?" says the 7 year old, "I think it's
about time we
started sw*aring."
The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 7 year old says "When we go downstairs for
breakfast I'm going to
swear first, then you swear after me, OK?"
"Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7
year old what he wants
for breakfast.
"Oh, sh*t mum, I s'pose I'll have some Coco Pops"
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the
kitchen floor, got
up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern
voice, "And what do
YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
I don't know," he blubbers, "but it won't be f**king
Coco Pops."