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nikkie · 15/05/2006 19:59

Subject: A short quiz


The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you
whether you are qualified to be a professional. Scroll down for
each answer. The questions are NOT that difficult. But don't
scroll down UNTIL you have answered the question!

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?





The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe
and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do
simple things in an overly complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a

refrigerator?







Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close
the refrigerator? Wrong answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put
in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to
think through the repercussions of your previous actions.


3 The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend except one. Which animal does not attend?






Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator.
You just put him in there.

This tests your memory. Okay, even if

you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still
have one more chance to show your true abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles
and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?

OP posts:
sparkler1 · 15/05/2006 20:01

LOL! Very good. So am I supposed to say what is the answer to question 4? Grin

PanicPants · 15/05/2006 20:03

Well.............? Whats the answer then?

SoupDragon · 15/05/2006 20:04

Use the bridge?

sparkler1 · 15/05/2006 20:06

I know the answer now!!!!!!!!!!!! Grin Grin

PanicPants · 15/05/2006 20:06

Jump over it?

PanicPants · 15/05/2006 20:07

Put the crocodiles in the fridge?

SaintGeorge · 15/05/2006 20:12

Swim. The crocs are all at the Lion King's conference so don't worry about them Grin

sparkler1 · 15/05/2006 20:14

Yey! SG you found it too. Grin
We'd be great professionals as long as we had a computer with us at all times! Grin

PanicPants · 15/05/2006 20:18

Groan

[pp rolls eyes to heaven}

SaintGeorge · 15/05/2006 20:19

Found it? Why do I need a computer?

Logic and reading the statements was all I needed.

And a professional what exactly? Wink

nikkie · 15/05/2006 20:21

Whoops Blush didn't C&p the last bit Blush




Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you

not been listening. All the crocodiles are attending the Animal
Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.


According to Anderson Consulting World-wide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all the
questions wrong, but many
pre-schoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting
says this conclusively disproves the theory that most
professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

Send this out to frustrate all of your smart friends

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