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Which posho chef likes his sexual episodes to be nice and golden?

38 replies

LordFlasheart · 15/11/2012 20:00

And isn't afraid to ask for it on the first date...

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junowiththegladrags · 15/11/2012 20:01

Popbitch will start asking MN for royalties at this rate.

LordFlasheart · 15/11/2012 20:04

complete c&p, I was sure someone would know.

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Bluestocking · 15/11/2012 20:06

Posho chef? It's got to be V*l&nt£ne.

ifancyashandy · 15/11/2012 20:08

HFW went to Eton...

Bluestocking · 15/11/2012 20:10

But HFW is happily married and has been for years, so is unlikely to be going on dates.

CalamityJones · 15/11/2012 20:10

VW gets my vote

AKissIsNotAContract · 15/11/2012 20:11

Are people really that I interested in other people's sex lives?

Bluestocking · 15/11/2012 20:12

Yeah, VW looks like he might have some nasty habits in the bedroom department.

Terrywoganstrousers · 15/11/2012 20:13

It can't be HFW, I thought he was the silent sleep wanker.

orangina · 15/11/2012 20:13

HFW said to be a naughty boy though....

orangina · 15/11/2012 20:14

Terrywoganstrousers, what does that even mean?!?!?!

(mind boggles)

shrimponastick · 15/11/2012 20:21

Ooooh. intrigued

junowiththegladrags · 15/11/2012 20:24
Smile Might give up on popb actually, never know who their talking about when they go all secret squirrel.
Sunnywithachanceofshowers · 15/11/2012 20:31

A friend of a friend worked with HFW on a show and had a one night stand with him. Woke up to find him wanking in her hair...

Another MNer had a similar story Shock

Posh chef - isn't it that twat who went to France, and came back? His name escapes me.

Terrywoganstrousers · 15/11/2012 20:44

Silent sleep wanker explained ^^

Terrywoganstrousers · 15/11/2012 20:44

^

Terrywoganstrousers · 15/11/2012 20:45

^^

hiviolet · 15/11/2012 21:08

I thought VW as well!

RandallPinkFloyd · 15/11/2012 21:11

I'm sure I remember this from the other thread.

One where I learned that being a scatman did not mean going bee bop bap barap bo!

If I remember correctly it's JBR, the one that went on I'm a celeb.

Pinot · 19/11/2012 14:41

I am so SHITE with initials.

Vincent?
Veronica?
Vera?

EarnestDullard · 19/11/2012 14:43

Think 14th Feb, Pinot.

BerryLellow · 19/11/2012 14:53

eewwwwww at HFW

FireOverBabylon · 19/11/2012 15:03

But isn't VW married, with a baby girl? Another one not likely to be out on dates.

PrincessSymbian · 19/11/2012 15:07

Never 'eard of 'im!

Pinot · 19/11/2012 17:14

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. I would never have got there in a million years! Thanks Earnest :) How are you, btw?