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Original poster

Wanted....Knock knock jokes please!

25 replies

TinyGang · 31/03/2006 18:38

My lot are mad on knock knock jokes. The cornier the better please!

OP posts:

Blandmum · 31/03/2006 18:40

KK
WT
Nicholas
N who
Nicholas women should not climb trees

spidermama · 31/03/2006 18:42

KK
WT?
Ach.
Ach who?
Bless you.

KK
WT?
Boo
Boo who?
No need to cry.

Boom boom.

iota · 31/03/2006 18:47

KK
WT?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
'Alf a cabbage

couresty of one of ds2's 4 yr old playmates

RTKangaMummy · 31/03/2006 18:51

WHOSE THERE

DOCTOR

DOCTOR WHO?

Spagblog · 31/03/2006 18:52

KK
WT?
Ipe
Ipe who?
Eeeewwww, you said you poo!

DH's favourite

Spagblog · 31/03/2006 18:54

On a similar vein

KK
WT?
I Map
I Map who?
Haha, you're a poo!

Spagblog · 31/03/2006 18:55

Worst still

KK
WT
Banana

KK
WT
Orange
Orange who
Orangewho glad I didn't say banana

Original poster

TinyGang · 31/03/2006 19:29

These are great..keep 'em coming.

We need to widen our repetoire here before I o/d on the same two jokes! (Curiously they still find them hilarious every single time)

OP posts:

spidermama · 31/03/2006 19:30

Thanks spag. My ds loves the poo ones.

tallmummy · 31/03/2006 19:44

KK
WT
Olive
Olive who?
Olive nextdoor to you!

tallmummy · 31/03/2006 19:47

In a similar vein to spagblog and courtesy of DS2 aged 4
KK
WT
Iwunnup
I wunnup who? (say it aloud - geddit?!!fnar fnar)
Well don't do it on my doorstep!

tortoise · 31/03/2006 20:39

KK
WT
banana,orange and biscuit!

Well DD1 is only 2.11.Has been listening to her brothers telling KK jokes!!!

Posey · 31/03/2006 20:41

Ds's fave is

KK
WT
Mary
Mary who
Mary Christmas

Original poster

TinyGang · 01/04/2006 10:15

Thanks so much everyone (and for the contributions from the children) - they love them all!

OP posts:

Miaou · 01/04/2006 10:26

Knock knock

Who's there?

Fred

Fred who?

Fred I've forgotton already

foxinsocks · 01/04/2006 10:30

Knock Knock
Who's There
Cows Go
Cows Go Who?
Don't be silly, Cows go Moooo

gigglinggoblin · 01/04/2006 10:33

kk
wt
scott
scott who
scott nothing to do with you

puppy · 01/04/2006 23:16

my ds4yrs joke:

kk
wt
cheese
cheese who?
cheese to meet you

JoolsToo · 01/04/2006 23:16

knock knock

spidermama · 01/04/2006 23:17

Who the fuck's there?

spidermama · 01/04/2006 23:58

Whoops! Sorry. Just trying to be in the in crowd.

I'll get me dressing gown.

slinks off to bed

cataloguequeen · 02/04/2006 00:13

Repeat

Repeat who?

Who Who Who!

Old lady

Old lady who?

I didn't know you could yodel!!

xenabelly · 06/04/2007 23:36

knock knock

who's there

Dr who?

no, Dr Shipman - is your nan in?

v sick but had me laughing all week!

tinkerbellhadpiles · 08/04/2007 21:25

Knock Knock

Who's there

Knock knock

Who's there

Knock knock

(from behind the door) 'Will you shut TFU I'm trying to concentrate on nailing this doorbell on!!!!'

elasticbandstand · 08/04/2007 21:27

kk
wt
i am ap
i am a poo

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