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HappyBloodBlackPumpkinEater · 27/10/2012 16:21

The idea of this thread is to copy and paste anything you have read in the MN forums which you thought funny because it has another meaning (rude or otherwise).

Please don't post the screen name of the OP or which thread it comes from (although the context of what was meant to be said might help see the humour in context.)

This isn't a poking fun at posters thread, it's an outlet for those of us with a naughty warped sense of humour.

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HappyBloodBlackPumpkinEater · 27/10/2012 16:46

"I have provided a lot of end of life care in the community"

Hmm

"...and have been with patients when they died several times."

Shock Grin

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HappyBloodBlackPumpkinEater · 27/10/2012 20:34

My nan was a hooker and taught me a few tricks.

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HappyBloodBlackPumpkinEater · 27/10/2012 20:35

I just think that one is worth sharing with the non-crocheting world.

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HappyBloodBlackPumpkinEater · 27/10/2012 20:45

"Mind you, I'm a very lazy hooker"

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HappyBloodBlackPumpkinEater · 27/10/2012 22:03

"I'm an enthusiastic hooker, at the moment"

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