^just^ *random* --chat-- _I'm_ ^in^ *a* --silly-- _mood_!

[Pissfacegypsy]

SO bored!

I have no toilet roll

OH MY GOSH, Cookie. That is just awful! I do hope you realised before it was too late! XD

Ah thanks. Tis ok though, I have a small dog.

I wish toilet roll
Did not burn so much, the pain
I need surgery

Ass surgery? Burn? What kind of loo roll are you using?

Is it that tracing paper they used to have in primary schools? It repelled moisture.