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grandmas birth control pills

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starshaker · 10/03/2006 16:55

Grandma's birth control Pills

The doctor that had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her
life finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to
bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As
the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
realized she had a prescription for birth control pills.
"Mrs. Smith, do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?
"Yes, they help me sleep at night."
"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
could possibly help you sleep!"
She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee.
"Yes, dear, I know that. But every morning, I grind one up and mix it in
the glass of orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter
drinks...............And believe me, it helps me sleep at night."

You gotta love Grandmas

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starshaker · 10/03/2006 17:46

no1 think this is funny then

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mumatuks · 10/03/2006 17:48

very good! I like it StarShaker.

starshaker · 10/03/2006 20:55

think ill be doing that when alana grows up lol

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buffythenappyslayer · 10/03/2006 20:58

i like it!!will do it when my two eldest dd's get abit older!!(one is 12 on is 10)

Boopert · 10/03/2006 21:00

Very good! Dh laughed too so must be funny!!!

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