ORANGE KLAXON - Peter Andre has launched a clothing range.

[TheLightPassenger]

www.peterandre.com/peter-andre-launches-exclusive-clothing-range-for-men-and-children/

of course being sleb dad of the year is oh so relevant to clothes design

I'm confused, none of them are orange. I was expecting a couple of hi vis jackets at least.
Amateur.

"Daddy Rocks?"

"Daddys Little Princess?"

Fuck off you twat, you don't "rock", you should just crawl back under one.

MyLoveForMyKidsCanBeYourLoveForYourKids

Aw. Ideal slogan.

What? No dungarees?

Prey

He having a laugh with the prices surely?
£59.99 for a shirt!

I notice he's referred to as 'a family man.'
Who knew?

Excellent that's dh, db1 and db2 sorted for Christmas.

I particularly like the "edgy" t-shirt designs with skulls wearing Australian hats and British bulldogs showing Pete's roots in both countries.