A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending
on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is
attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is
menstruating, or menopausal, she tends to prefer a man with scissors
lodged in his temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire.
Further studies in this area have been cancelled.