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Karmamother · 15/02/2006 22:46

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.

For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged masculine features.

And when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol, set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye & a cricket stump jammed up his arse.

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edodgy · 15/02/2006 22:47

PMSL even funnier was that ive had a couple of glasses of wine and read the first line as male faeces instead of faces!

Flossam · 15/02/2006 22:48

No. I completely disagree.

They missed out chopping his balls off before sticking the scissors in his eye.

flutterbee · 15/02/2006 22:49

snigger

mummytosteven · 15/02/2006 22:50

. That is a horrible "joke".

paolosgirl · 15/02/2006 22:51

Oooh, yes - I agree!!! Poor old dh...

ShaysMummy · 15/02/2006 22:52

ive heard the thing that 'rugged' men are more attractive when we are fertile. its like a cave woman instinct!

Flossam · 15/02/2006 22:53

Grrruuughh!

Karmamother · 15/02/2006 22:54

LOL at edodgy.

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