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The Benedict Cumberbatch Appreciation Society: Never Mind Parade's End, When Will It Begin???

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LadyClariceCannockMonty · 28/03/2012 10:23

And on it goes ...

We may have had already, but I felt like watching and posting it again. SOooooooo adorable.

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holmessweetholmes · 02/04/2012 16:48

Liking the Google+ ad! Has anyone looked at the Time Magazine 100 list results so far? I think it's quite prestigious and has gazillions of famous and important people to vote for. And it appears BC is coming fourth! here

CaveMum · 02/04/2012 18:07

There has been much on Twitter about the Time magazine poll. Apparently you can vote multiple times from the same computer if you delete the cookies Wink

LetUsPrey · 02/04/2012 18:20

Admiring your work LadyClarice!

Voted in that poll from my laptop last time. Just voted from my iPod. Grin

TheAddict · 02/04/2012 18:21

Forgive me if this has been posted before but the lad can write as well as read/act superbly...

Benedict Cumberbatches Introduction to the BBC Books version of The Hound of the Baskervilles

?Mr Holmes, they were the footprints of a gigantic hound!? Great line. The end. Hang on, you want me to write an entire INTRODUCTION toHound?(If this was to be a musical that?s how we?d talk of it. ?Hound!?. A musical?Now there?s an idea?CONCENTRATE, Cumberbatch!)

Is this a ploy by Martin Freeman-who is determinded that the series will be renamed ?John? before long? After all, this is the most popular and horrific of all the orginal stories and yet Holmes is notoriously absent for six out of its fifteen chapters. Why?

Because it?s obviously a dog! Sorry, I suppose that was a spoiler?But Sherlock would get it too quickly by snooping about for the biggest dog in the neighbourhood and we?d be back at 221B in time to crack open the tantalus and slip another cigar from the coal scuttle. And anyway, shouldn?t Mark Gatiss be doing this? He wrote our version, and he has a dog! Bunsen! Though to be fair to Mark (and Bunsen), fire does not ?burst from its open mouth? (unless he?d had some foul kippers the night before) nor do his eyes glow ?with a smouldering glare? nor are his ?hackles and dewlap? outlined ?in flickering flame?. He does drool as he rolls over and lets you tickle his tummy?

I came late to Sherlock Holmes. I arrived about three years ago and am still arriving. I have read them all now, but at the beginning I was a beginner and i had to trust the two biggest Holmes fanatics I know-Steven Moffat and Mark Gatiss. I let them guide my instinct for playing the world?s greatest (consulting, but I think all-round) detective. Luckily for me, they weren?t bluffing and happened to be two of our country?s best writers. I began at the beginning, and inA Study in ScarletI realised the books are a blueprint for any characterisation and make playing Sherlock, a gift.

Dr Watson is as his occupation would require, a very observant person. (Well, he sees but does not always observe, as Holmes frequently reminds him.) But as someone who brings Holmes to life on the page, Watson is brilliant. So my reading as research gained pace. As did my love for all things related to these amazing stories. It?s a joyous thing to be able to say reading the Holmes Canon was homework. Ah, an actor?s life for me!

Watson provides a wonderful early description of Holmes?s physicality: As I watched him I was irresistably reminded of a pure-blooded, well-trained, fox hound as it dashes backwards and forwards through the coverts, whining in its eagerness, until it comes across the lost scent. Holmes later describes himself as ?one of the hounds and not the wolf? and, while like an over excited hunting dog when on the trail of a scent, he sometimes exhibits the other side of canine behavior in his lethargic, depressed dreamyness by the herth of 221B. Unlike man?s best friend, though, he often gets there with the help of injecting a seven per cent solution of cocaine.

There are many canines in the Holmes Canon. Dogs that bark in the night and those that don?t. In ?The Gloria Scott? it is revealed that, while at university, Holmes was bitten by a bull terrier and it took him ten days to recover! Then there is the curious mixed-breed Toby, the trusty half-spaniel, half-lurcher (which makes the last half one-quarter greyhound and one-quarter Irish wolfhound, doesn?t it? CONCENTRATE, Cumberbatch!). Anyway, think less of the prospect of a spaniel being impregnated by a lurcher (presuming that it was that way round?I think size does prevail in this instance) and think instead that Holmes would ?rather have his help than that of the whole Detective force of London?.

But there is only really one important dog in the Holmes Canon. And it pads balefully through the mists of Dartmoor- the ancient curse visited upon the Baskerville family! I remember this ripping tale first as being read to me. Either by a teacher or by my brilliantly entertaining father. I remember being genuinely scared at the ghost-story element but feeling reassured that our hero would blow away the cobwebs of superstition with his tirelss pursuit of logic. But wait! Dr Watson is sent down to Dartmoor?alone! In our recent version for the BBC?sSherlock, we spent several days on location, escaping London to find the other lead characer in the story: Dartmoor. It?s a stunning landscape. Rolling hills and valleys breaking into the open majesty of the moors, and views that went on and on in the dying sunlight. Once the sun set, though, it got cold pretty fast and the landscape was somehow transformed, becoming utterly alien and deserted. This bleakly beautiful place that Conan Doyle masterfully turns into a nightmare landscape of rocky tors and fog. Noises sound closer. Your chest tightens as you fear what may lie beyond the distance of your outstretched hand. And then a faraway howl?Spine-chilling in its pain and despair. The cry of a hungry, vengeful beast!

So if it is your first time, welcome, and I envy you the thrill that awaits you in these pages. If you are returning to an old friend, forgive me for taking up your time! Ladies and gentlemen, the most famous, beloved scary and atmospheric of Sherlock Holmes?s cases,The Hound of the Baskervilles.

Was that all right? Can I do it again? What do you mean it?s not like filming?? Oh!

TheAddict is now thinking of a good reason why she needs another edition of 'Hound' Smile

LetUsPrey · 02/04/2012 18:35

TheAddict - fantastic post!

I find myself wondering if there's anything BC can't do and doesn't excel at.

Then I find myself thinking I would rather like the opportunity to find out. Grin

CaveMum · 03/04/2012 08:14

Just posting to stop you all falling off my active threads!

LetUsPrey · 03/04/2012 08:49

Solely to prevent CaveMum from losing the thread

And this

And not at all because I want to stare at him.

Smophette · 03/04/2012 09:31

look at those eyes in the last one! They are so piercing! This thread has the sad effect of making sound like an heroine from a dodgy romance!

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 03/04/2012 09:32

Thanks, Prey!

Thanks for the 'Hound' intro, The Addict. Not to pour cold water or anything, though, but it is just possible that he didn't write every word of that as it appears in final published form ... I'm an editor and I see some shockers, let me tell you

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CaveMum · 03/04/2012 10:28

[puts on dodgy American accent]

Daammnn! That man can wear a suit!

Grin
LetUsPrey · 03/04/2012 13:01

Arf at sounding like dodgy romance heroines! I know exactly what you mean Smophette.

You know when I wondered if there's anything BC can't do and doesn't excel at? Well, I wonder if he's any good at giving massages. My back and neck are quite sore at the moment so I could do with a massage and not surprisingly BC popped into my head.

So, let's just go with that shall we? BC giving a neck and back massage ... etc etc etc ... Wink

CaveMum · 03/04/2012 13:47

[bosom heaves a la a Jane Austen heroine]

Smophette · 03/04/2012 17:50

ooh I bet he's wonderful at it with those elegant hands...
and by it of course I mean massages Wink

LetUsPrey · 03/04/2012 20:04

Those long fingers kneading into your muscles, followed up with butterfly kisses, followed by ....

Smophette · 04/04/2012 10:23

has anyone seen this? I think it's rather hilarious and there are loads of pics Grin
whatareyouwearingbenedict.tumblr.com/

LetUsPrey · 04/04/2012 12:43

Won't open on my work pc. [sulk]

If there was ever a week when I need some BC at work, it's this week. Well, truth be told, it's every week but this week in particular.

Could you imagine walking back into your office/place of work and find BC sitting there, ready to do many wondrous things? I can. Grin

Smophette · 04/04/2012 17:15

oh bugger! definitely one to open at home though! Sorry about your crap week at work, still keep thinking of those lovely hands (and other appendages) and hopefully that'll make it seem a little less rubbish

CaveMum · 04/04/2012 17:58

More on BC in Star Trek

Tells us pretty much what we already knew - ie he's amazing Grin

TheAddict · 04/04/2012 18:27

Could you imagine walking back into your office/place of work and find BC sitting there, ready to do many wondrous things? I can.

All the time, Prey, all the time...

Today's intellectual conversation at work:

Boss: Why is your office wall covered with photographs of that actor?
The Addict: Erm - because he's a very inspirational and talented thespian?
Boss: [unconvincingly] Right...

LetUsPrey · 04/04/2012 18:31

I have got as far as the picture with Keira Knightley and have had to stop looking because I could hardly control the laughter. I do not need DH asking me what I'm laughing at.

And arf at "other appendages". Grin

LetUsPrey · 04/04/2012 18:36

Ooh cross-posts! Just over a year to the Star Trek film. Squeeee!!

Conversation in my office a couple of months ago:

Boss (pointing to and peering at picture of BC taped to my monitor): Who's that? Is it your husband?

Me: Yes, in my head.

CaveMum · 04/04/2012 19:50

That blog is amusing! My favourite quote being:

Things I am:

  • a fan of Benedict Cumberbatch
- someone with a freakishly good memory for useless trivia - too sarcastic for my own good - really good at making tea

Things I am not:

  • Olivia Poulet
  • a friend of Benedict
  • a relative of Benedict
  • Martin Freeman (guys, he can barely use a computer, you?ve seen his typing)
  • Benedict Fucking Cumberbatch (yes, I?ve been asked this, more than once, and always anon)
LetUsPrey · 04/04/2012 20:45

Loved that bit about Martin Freeman!

May I interest you in this?

CaveMum · 04/04/2012 21:02

[swoon]

He does have the most amazing eyes. They seem to vary between grey and bright blue.

binkydink · 04/04/2012 21:06

I'm usually a lurker on here but you just mentioned my friend's blog (the what are you wearing benedict one), so I figured it was time I actually said hello. I'm going to tell her you guys seem to like it, she will be chuffed to bits!

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