Scatsville Academy versus Plankton High??

[crapteacher]

Dear All,

I'm in the most awful quandry. Does anyone have any experience of these fine two institutions? I hear on the grapevine that Scatsville has a particularly developed drug-dealing network and a collapsed infrastructure, whereas Plankton are blessed with a demoralised staff and a temporary head who's been on stress leave for the past four months. Results are on a par with about 25% getting 5 A*-Cs at GCSE, which I hear is outstanding for the area. Both are within reach of the disability buggy and have an offy surrounded by skiving kids nearby.

I'm completely torn between the two - any suggestions, Mumsnetters?

crapteacher

Bit patronizing!

Who is you despise crapteacher the affluent middle classes fretting over which well known indie to sends their DC's too quibling over .5% difference in the league tables. Or to use a hideous phrase common to posters on MN the "great unwashed" "benefit scroungers" who who are percieved as not giving a crap about thier children and in particular their childrens education?

you sound lovely....

From your nom de plume, I'd imagine you'd be perfect in both.

Hi, we've moved this thread into Bloggers.

a) I don't despise anyone - I am a casual observer. It's called humour - you don't have to like it or share it with me, but the truth can sometimes hurt!
b) I AM lovely!
c) I am, after all, crapteacher... :)

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