Poor wee Peter Andre

[MadameWooOOoovary]

The Ronseal-shaded one has given a heartfelt interview about a shock diagnosis which means he will no longer be able to perform.

Poor Peter. Never mind love, it's a problem lots of men have.

Oh wait...hang on. It looks like the diagnosis is referring to his voice

So rather than say "Peter Andre will no longer be able to sing" and risk the likes of us saying "Yes, and that's news where?" they'd rather imply he has erectile dysfunction?

Righto.

As you were.

Haha that made me chuckle

Pete lives down the road from me, he's always in the local town but as yet I haven't seen him.....I must be the only person left locally who hasn't
But his elder brother is opening a coffee shop here and I did see him yesterday as I walked past the shop and had a nose
Just thought I'd share that info with u all...I know I'm sad but he does bring a little light into my life knowing I could literally bump into him whenever I'm out and about.

Perfect place for it Dee - this is Sleb Twaddle after all!

oooh!

can I do the PA

K L A X O N??

oh please can I please let me do it this time ah go on

Is this from one of those threads? Carbs with Claire?
Oh go on then