Make me smile

[Chippychop]

A joke or story or anything....I am feeling sooooo pants today

Read today:
A teacher was talking about religion to a class of 8 year olds. One little girl said her dad was Roman Catholic. Teacher asked if her mum was a Catholic as well.
'Oh, no. She's a prostitute'

What do you call a donkey with 3 legs?
Wonkey donkey

What do you call a donkey with 1 eye & 3 legs?
Winky, wonkey donkey

what do you call a donkey that smells, has 1 eye & 3 legs?
stinkey, winkey, wonkey donkey!!

Tah Dah!!!

Well it makes me smile!!