Now I'm NOT defending looking at the DM online...... I'm NOT.
But when I very occasionally do... they do have good sleb nonsense and it diverts me from some of the present horrors of my life....
When I do look I can't believe how they seem to hate Madonna so much and pick on her every minuscule aspect of her physical appearance.
I've never been a fan but I'm starting to feel almost like defending her.
I mean, sure, it's easy to ridicule her for the surgery, the toy boys and the terrible movies BUT she's in the public eye and so many women struggle to stop themselves conforming to the fascism of cosmetic surgery.
I dunno I think the DM is actually the organ of the devil.
The way it goes too fat, too thin, too much surgery, etc etc
I think someone should find photos of all the DM journos and put them online with their own headlines next to them, TOO FAT! AGING! SCRAWNY NECK! LOVE HANDLES! LOOK NO MAKE UP YUCK! EWWW, SWEATY POST GYM! FAT ARSE! OLD HANDS! WOMEN LOOKING OVER 25! CALL THE POLICE!