This relationship isn't going to last much longer is it?

[CroissantNeuf]

oh dear...take a look at these pics (DM I'm afraid) and place your bets on how long this relationship is going to last.

You can almost hear her saying, through gritted teeth "FFS take those feckin' ears off you nobber. Oh the shame"

Her sunnies are same size his comedy ears.and eugh who'd want jordans cast off husband

What a dick wad.

Aye she's a vapid speak yer weight schleb

It's not a real relationship though, is it? Isn't it one of those made up relationships put together by their (shared) publicist for photo ops to keep them in the spotlight?

its as real as her plastic tits
and his tan

Don't you just love her expression though?!

Apparently according to dm again he proposed last night on Irish chat show!!!!!!!!!

eugh.marrying jordans cast off.how icky

Bet he wasn't wearing those silly ears when he proposed.

Croissant, you can see for yourself, www.mailonsunday.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2046972/Alex-Reid-proposes-Chantelle-Houghton-live-TV.html DM again, of course!

Chantelle really is truly dreadful isn't she? What's this - her 3rd fake relationship? Rav split up with her when he finally twigged, and Preston as admitted that them 'getting back together on BB' was all a charade, at her instigation.

The pair of them are just desperados aren't they? (the sad thing being they aren't the only ones, as the sleb world just seems to be full of them, all trying to grasp their next bit of publicity).

Although I'm secretly disappointed he didn't wear the ears whilst proposing as that would have amused me no end

I quite like both of them

I am trying to convince myself that this is a real relationship and that they will be happy together. [sticks fingers in ears]

I kinda feel sorry for them. Life must be really, really shit if you need tabloid validation for everything.