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This relationship isn't going to last much longer is it?

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CroissantNeuf · 07/10/2011 10:15

oh dear...take a look at these pics (DM I'm afraid) and place your bets on how long this relationship is going to last.

You can almost hear her saying, through gritted teeth "FFS take those feckin' ears off you nobber. Oh the shame"

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scottishmummy · 07/10/2011 22:09

Her sunnies are same size his comedy ears.and eugh who'd want jordans cast off husband

SixtyFootDoll · 07/10/2011 22:11

What a dick wad.

scottishmummy · 07/10/2011 22:24

Aye she's a vapid speak yer weight schleb

Scoundrel · 07/10/2011 22:26

It's not a real relationship though, is it? Isn't it one of those made up relationships put together by their (shared) publicist for photo ops to keep them in the spotlight?

scottishmummy · 07/10/2011 23:21

its as real as her plastic tits
and his tan

CroissantNeuf · 08/10/2011 09:07

Don't you just love her expression though?!

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ChablisLover · 09/10/2011 09:29

Apparently according to dm again he proposed last night on Irish chat show!!!!!!!!!

scottishmummy · 09/10/2011 11:52

eugh.marrying jordans cast off.how icky

CroissantNeuf · 09/10/2011 13:18

Bet he wasn't wearing those silly ears when he proposed.

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HazeltheMcWitch · 09/10/2011 13:24

Croissant, you can see for yourself, www.mailonsunday.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2046972/Alex-Reid-proposes-Chantelle-Houghton-live-TV.html DM again, of course!

Chantelle really is truly dreadful isn't she? What's this - her 3rd fake relationship? Rav split up with her when he finally twigged, and Preston as admitted that them 'getting back together on BB' was all a charade, at her instigation.

CroissantNeuf · 09/10/2011 13:30

The pair of them are just desperados aren't they? (the sad thing being they aren't the only ones, as the sleb world just seems to be full of them, all trying to grasp their next bit of publicity).

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CroissantNeuf · 09/10/2011 13:31

Although I'm secretly disappointed he didn't wear the ears whilst proposing as that would have amused me no end Grin

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Tryharder · 10/10/2011 00:33

I quite like both of them Blush

I am trying to convince myself that this is a real relationship and that they will be happy together. [sticks fingers in ears]

DioneTheDiabolist · 10/10/2011 00:38

I kinda feel sorry for them. Life must be really, really shit if you need tabloid validation for everything.

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