Man wakes up in hospital covered in bandages.
The doctor approaches and says how are you.
Man...I was going to ask you.
Dr....You were attacked by a shark but we've patched you up and everything is fine except your willy was bitten off..
Man....My willy, oh my God! What am I going to do?
Dr...Don't worry about it.
Man....Don't worry about it, are you mad?
Dr...Relax, we can rebuild it. £1000 an inch. So six inches, six grand, 10 inches 10 grand. And you can have it whatever colour you like.
Man...Oh, that's sounds great. I'll talk to my wife and tell you what size tomorrow.
The next day
Dr....So, have you decided?
Man...Yes, we're having a new kitchen