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So, is Johnny Depp ill? ...or just looking rather tired?!!!

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MelinaM · 07/09/2011 11:09

So I was nosing though the celeb twaddle on the dailyfail when I came across this rather bizarre photograph of Mr Depp: www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2034585/Stars-Tinseltown-Charlize-Theron-Bradley-Cooper-Johnny-Depp-bring-glamour-GQ-Men-Year-Awards.html

Bad lighting I thought, but he is also appears in the DM video at the bottom of the article looking equally bizarre / not his usual self! Confused

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MelinaM · 07/09/2011 11:09

...and yes I know, I do need to get out more Grin

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peggotty · 07/09/2011 11:13

Hmm he does look a little strange, maybe too much make-up or something? Remember the man is 87 or something so still looking hood for his age (ok not really 87 but well into his 40's anyway).

Imnotaslimjim · 07/09/2011 11:14

he looks a bit odd without the facial hair, but I think he's gained a bit of weight too and it makes him look different

GloriaVanderbilt · 07/09/2011 11:15

He does look a bit odd.

MelinaM · 07/09/2011 11:17

Grin @ 87!!!

I though he had make up on too ...rather a lot, and he's looking rather puffy tooHmm His chiselled cheek bones seem to have disappeared?!

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MrsRhettButler · 07/09/2011 11:17

johnny's sick?

Call for an ambulance! Quick!

Does he need mouth to mouth? Grin

slartybartfast · 07/09/2011 11:17

its the eye make up , i think,
but why is he wearing eye liner make up?

5inthebed · 07/09/2011 11:18

He looks tired, maybe he should come round mine so I can nurse him?

He does look slightly orange, as if a group of chavs have pinned him down and gave him an oompa loompa makeover.

MelinaM · 07/09/2011 11:19

Grin form an orderly queue!!!

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ColdSancerre · 07/09/2011 11:19

Never mind Johnny Depp, what on earth is Louise Redknapp wearing, is a swimsuit on the top?

cheeseandwhine · 07/09/2011 11:22

I don't think he looks ill but yes somewhat different. He usually looks all hat, hair and dark glasses. And very thin. In a nice way of courseWink.

It's a combination of no beard, shorter hair but he has filled out a bit in the face.

Lol at peggottyGrin I am also 87/40's.

MelinaM · 07/09/2011 11:22

I've no idea, but it's absolutely hideous!!! ...and Kylie definitely needs to lay off the botoxWink

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peggotty · 07/09/2011 11:25

But he really did seem to have made a pact with the devil to stay so youthful looking and goddam gorgeous for so long, maybe it's payback time for johnny!?

MrsRhettButler · 07/09/2011 11:25

Ooh, he doesn't look good does he.....

it's an imposter! That's not johnny, <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.com/imgres?q=johnny+depp+pic+at+a+table+with+the+sun+behind+him&um=1&hl=en&tbo=d&tbm=isch&tbnid=a_zJ8b-gAp8eMM:&imgrefurl=forums.mangafox.com/threads/274409-Immortalis-IC/page2&docid=77WkhEI60WDZaM&w=300&h=300&ei=6EVnTpTeOMiA-wb2ia3oCw&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=690" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this is johnny.

MelinaM · 07/09/2011 11:27

Umm it is indeed!! Grin

There's definitely something afoot!

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5inthebed · 07/09/2011 11:33
peggotty · 07/09/2011 11:36

Melinam's awful dailyfail photograph aside - is there any woman alive who doesn't fancy Johnny Depp?

MelinaM · 07/09/2011 11:38

I'd safely say no peggotty, who could possibly resist Johnny?!!!! Grin

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MrsRhettButler · 07/09/2011 11:54

Well seriously I know a lot of women who say he is definitely NOT their type but then say "mind you, he's sooo sexy as captain jack sparrow"

AngryFeet · 07/09/2011 11:56

Sod Johnny Depp - didn't you see Bradley Cooper at the top. Yummy!

paddypoopants · 07/09/2011 11:59

I think Johnny Depp is not aging well. He was ever so handsome in a skinny pretty boy way in his youth but middle age tends not to be kind to those sort of good looks. Bradley Pitts on the other hand I couldn't be doing with before but he has the face to age well.

RedBlanket · 07/09/2011 12:02

Bradley Cooper is delicious!

Grin at Kylie wearing her coat to the ceremony, poor old dear. You know you're getting old when you can't go out in just your dress anymore!

MelinaM · 07/09/2011 15:14

Looking again Johnny just looks bloated, even his fingers are quite puffy! That waxy stage makeup definitely needs to go! ...and as for the eye liner, well, the mind boggles! Confused Where art thou Ms Paradis? ...sort it out!

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LadyClariceCannockMonty · 08/09/2011 15:07

I think he's looked a bit puffy in the face for ages but is usually in disguise in hat, beard etc so it's not so noticeable. And WAY too much foundation. It looks like Jordan's make-up artist did him. Grin

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