Anyone fancy helping me work out sleb gossip using clues and their initials? Please?!

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Copied and pasted from a gossip website...and I'm stumped...

1. "What celebrity who lost a bunch of weight supposedly off her diet program and never stops talking about it actually had surgery to achieve her amazing results."

2. "Which Hollywood power couple is ready to pull the plug on their marriage? A hint: The union is only three years old - and produced a daughter."

Any thoughts?

In these pictures from November 1997 - I'd say she looks pregnant
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He could have been born in early 1998 but given a false date of birth as a decoy - Suri Cruise's birth date has always been a bit iffy.

Oh my god how could she hive up her son though. If this is true wonder if she sees him

It's crazy if it's true. Just wow. Angelina is such a strange person. But this - wow.

Jerry Hall is amazing to raise him as her own. I think she loved Mick so much she put up with so, so much. I guess the baby was the last straw (hence why when he then cheated yet again with the brazilian model and got her pregnant, Jerry dumped him. Maybe she couldn't cope with anything else?)

I wonder if Gabriel knows? Helps explain why Ang collects babies left right and centre.

Maybe its just gossip though. I kinda feel bad.

Gosh, that is the first time I've seen a pic of Gabriel and I have to say, I don't think he looks like any of them!

What colour eyes does Angelina Jolie have?

That is top drawer quality gossip. Even better than Luz Jones shagging Keith Richards.

Ang's eyes

Looks like the story has broken

It's quite plausible. I should think there will be words. And quite possibly legal action.

And as you say, it kind of explains the baby collecting.

Hopefully it isn't true but, yes, it would explain a lot.

I usually get quite excited at celeb goss (saddo) but this leaves me feeling sad.

Mind you, Jerry is a better Mum for him I'd have thought.

blimey

I thought it was impossible for blue eyed people to have brown eyed children - due to positive and recessive genes. I didn't think it was rare as stated in that article - just actually black and white impossible.

If that is wrong I am going to go back in time and shout at Mr Bradley for marking me down in my GCSE mocks.

I can't stand A Jolie, pouting madam.

I don't think it's true. Ang has grey eyes, Mick has blue eyes and Gabriel has brown eyes.

Is there a brown-eyed actress out there who fits the bill?

Google says they can, yes. You need to shout at Mr Bradley!!

fjlipping heck, if its true that poor little boy :( but strangely, if i had to say he looked like anybody it'd be ang's ex, johnny lee millar...

I have a brown eyed child with a blue eyed ex, and my eyes are grey. I assure you Mick Jagger is not the father.

I have blue eyes and my children have brown eyes.

However, I did read a report that Mick Jagger is the father to 11.7% of people under the age of 45. That's why he always looks tired.

BoF are you Angelina?

God can you imagine Mick Jagger's lips and Angelina Jolie's lips meeting in a kiss?

It'd be like two sink plungers getting stuck together.

Or Milo and Fizz from the Tweenies kissing.

I can't believe that anyone would do such a mad thing - not Mick, Jerry or Ang (hark at me talking aboyt them as if I know them)

I think Gabriel looks like Jerry Hall. Shes a natural brunette.

Having a Rolling Stones love child would hurt your career? Yeah right!

I think they meant the being found out as cheating on her husband with a married man, who wife is an american. I see what you mean though. Tis prolly all bollocks.