if you felt an overwhelming urge to post a boring non-U topic in AIBU?

[garlicnutter]

Personally, I'd be off looking for secret passageways behind the pile of still-packed boxes that passes for my bookshelf.

WWYD?

WY ignore it? :(

That would never happen because I'm never unreasonable.

I wonder sometimes just how boring and non-U I could be, it's like a mental challenge.

"Am I being unreasonable" to go and wash my hair? That could be one.

"Am I being unreasonable" to post a topic in the wrong place? That's pretty postmodern right there.

Existential, even It should be in the Tate.

I would just do my best to avoid Bibbety's wrath tbh.

Harr, you'll be lucky! There be no escaping the fury of the Bibbety. It stalks yon threads, in tireless search o'misplaced posts ...

The Tate can't afford me.

Go for it, Maryz