The Inclusive Academy of Sword Fighting Skills for the Vertically Challenged, Milton North Campus

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Beard Plaiting
Grimacing
Application of Prosthetics
Dragon Taming

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I can see I'm going to have to put that through Photoshop

i'm already on it Spiro

I've already done it Small - see my profile!

His smile is nice is that first one, makes him look more like 'him' but the Beard completely changes the shape of his face, I think that's why I don't like it. He actually has quite a narrow, defined jaw line and the Beard makes him look quite jowly. And much older than he is.

::bulk buys razors and shaving foam::

::googles RA's address::

Spiro, what you need to do now is crop the pic of you at the very bottom of your profile and superimpose it over Heathra......

You are a mind-reader Lady D . But I'm on the laptop at the moment and haven't actually got round to installing Photoshop yet so it'll have to wait.

wot are you like, ladiez?

Well, I know what you are like. As batty as me when it comes to TDHBEMSs

I've been thinking...one night when we're all around we should have an Academy Quiz Night. Each of us could come up with half a dozen questions on a different characters - no Googling allowed!

I'd get all the questions right on Gizzy I expect, but not on the others...

Good idea, Spiro - I'll do Harry!

Literally and for the quiz (sorry, couldn't resist living up to the slur you cast upon my character yesterday)!

You should know that there's no tar on my brushes only chocolate body paint

New JP pics are up

When has he possibly had the time to film SB2?

I think he was out there in Feb - early March when there was the delay in Hobbit shooting. They were filming right into this month, so it may be that he's done a bit more recently but am not expecting him to have a major role beyond the first episode or two tbh .

As soon as I posted that I knew one of you would instantly know .

Have you seen the stuff about James Nesbitt having a suspected DVT from all the flying to and from NZ? Scary stuff.

Yes, I saw that, too, LadyD. Very scary.

Sprio I thought you meant like my dodgy HJ one on my profile!

I just came back to post those Massive, I was too busy looking at them to get back here quick enough.

I've got people about so I can only get quick peeks at things

New Highwayman chappie up too, if anyone has the energy after last night.

King of the Dwarves

Ta for the highwayman info, Massive (as well as SB pics - only saw them on mobile which was useless so was coming on here to find link).

LOL at what's on your brushes, Spiro :) And love the idea of a quiz night!!! Although I am only probably only to get correct answers to questions about which scenes show his Twiglets to best effect, or which episode features wet/half-naked/Russian-speaking/etc. Lucas - anything about actual, y'know, plot and I'd probably be hopelss :)

Oh and jolly well done on the shirt business, ladies. Thank you all, that has put my mind at ease :) Looking closer at the suspiciously-white ones, I can see the shadow now. Phew :)

We felt your shirt trauma, so we were thrilled to be able to help,Twigs

Speaking as one who has seen The Being in the flesh and has breathed in his exhaled carbon monoxide for several hours ::gratuitous reference:: I have to say you lot are demented. The beard is perfection.

:) @ Maud's gratuitous reference. Look at this pic though, Maud - there is a long beard hair sticking out over his mouth. Ewww!! Imagine kissing that and getting hairs in your mouth...

There was an Old Man with a beard
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two owls and a hen,
Four larks and a wren
Have all built their nests in my beard!

And he breathed in yours Maudie. You mustn't forget that.

Twigs, get over it, already. Just take some nail scissors along with you, okay?