I'm going to have a handful of 'nuts'...
Don't you do a terrific spread...
It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
Would you like a bit of breast?
Fancy some stuffing?
If i don't undo my pants i'll burst!
You've still got a bit on your chin!
How long will it take after you stick it in?
Tying the legs together keeps all the moisture inside...
I hope his sack is bulging this year!
You can't tell these days if it's artificial or real...