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Things that sound 'dirty' at Christmas, but aren't....

16 replies

womba1 · 21/11/2005 16:32

I'm going to have a handful of 'nuts'...

Don't you do a terrific spread...

It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

Would you like a bit of breast?

Fancy some stuffing?

If i don't undo my pants i'll burst!

You've still got a bit on your chin!

How long will it take after you stick it in?

Tying the legs together keeps all the moisture inside...

I hope his sack is bulging this year!

You can't tell these days if it's artificial or real...

OP posts:
fisil · 21/11/2005 16:33

breast or leg?

dropinthe · 21/11/2005 16:34

Think you've just about covered them!

womba1 · 21/11/2005 16:35

I do enjoy a good nut stuffing!!

OP posts:
laligo · 21/11/2005 16:36

chocolate log

doormat · 21/11/2005 16:36

pmsl womba

pass me the nuts

santas sack

ps I have a fixation about balls, if you couldnt tell

Stockinghanger · 21/11/2005 16:40

I always feel quite norty shouting "Stop playing with the baubles!" TBH!!

What about pulling crackers! I'm not sure at any other time of the year you would want your DH to be pulling any crackers!!

dropinthe · 21/11/2005 16:40

Cheesy balls,anyone?

womba1 · 21/11/2005 16:42

PMSL at dropinthe and your cheesy balls!!

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nailpolish · 21/11/2005 16:45

kiss me under my bush (of mistletoe)

nailpolish · 21/11/2005 16:47

would you like a nibble?

fill my stockings

carlychristmas · 21/11/2005 16:50

its only small so dont get excited.....

womba1 · 21/11/2005 16:50

Crikey... those nuts are incredibly salty!!

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bunnyhops · 21/11/2005 17:44

How long should I leave it in for

Mind your nuts don't burn on that open fire

Pruni · 21/11/2005 17:53

Message withdrawn

dropinthe · 22/11/2005 19:27

Vicar, shall I polish your bell ends?

crimbocrazydazy · 22/11/2005 20:00

Santa will be coming down the chimney tonight!!!

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