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Margaret Hale Academy of Tea-Pouring & Wallpaper Selection at the University of Milton Northern

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 18/06/2011 21:11

Welcome to our new common room which, as you would expect, is decorated in impeccable taste (despite the limited choice of wallpapers available in Milton Northern). Above the marble mantelpiece hangs a portrait of the Vice-Chancellor of the University. As we recline elegantly on the chaise longue, we partake of tea and ratafia biscuits and discuss the works of Plato, although in the evening the finest wines and Polish cordials may be served.

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DumSpiroSpero · 01/07/2011 12:12

I think we need to see the 'brain-bleaching'

Believe me you will live to regret it, but if you really want to I will post it this evening.

SupermassiveLBD · 01/07/2011 17:33

So how were your days? Don't ask about mine! Just boring though, nothing bad. I hope everyone else had more exciting times. I just looked on Twitter, and there isn't even a nice piccy to snag.

Oh it did mention thatis The Empire Magazine article on The Hobbit, is on the site that has the screencaps. Sounds as if the dwarves are having fun.

PasstheTwiglets · 01/07/2011 18:13

No Fake Gizzy's today then, eh, Massive? Perhaps any day would've seemed dull in comparison to that :)

TwigBoy had his first Sports Day at nursery today, which was just too cute for words :) And I ordered some GHD hair straighteners which I am beyond excited about. I have the straightest, flattest hair in the world and DrTwigs cannot get his head around the fact that I use hair straighteners to stop my hair being straight :)

SupermassiveLBD · 01/07/2011 18:22

No, no fake Gizzys. I quite thought I might have a dream last night after all that excitement, but no such luck Sad

What did Twigboy compete in? I used to love the SBs in the sack race and the egg and spoon.

I am as puzzled as Dr Twigs, about using hair straighteners to un-straighten straight hair. As Scotty says in Star Trek. ''It's agin the laws of physics, captain.''

PasstheTwiglets · 01/07/2011 18:52

Well, Massive, it's all about the flick. My hair is supposed to look like this but it won't do anything by itself, so I use straighteners to make it flick up at the ends. Except I've always had cheapy ones from Argos and having recently tried some GHDs, there is just no contest.

Sports Day was Feed The Ducks (throw bean bags into hoops), a Seaside Race (wheelbarrow-filling with shells, bucket & spade) and a sort of egg & spoon race but with neither an egg nor a spoon. Oh, he made us ROFL at his sister's Sports Day earlier in the week. She knocked over a hurdle and he yelled out "You are supposed to jump OVER it!" :o

PasstheTwiglets · 01/07/2011 18:55

Au naturel (and sans straighteners) I look like this

SupermassiveLBD · 01/07/2011 19:23

The sports day sounds adorable, Twigs.
I don't have the energy to mess with my hair. A bit of conditioner after a shampoo is all the attention it gets. Not a great look, but I am past caring tbh. I admire your application.

PasstheTwiglets · 01/07/2011 19:55

Well I used to have the fabbest haircut ever, where all I had to do was blast it with the hairdryer (literally just blast it, no styling with a brush or anything) and then flick the ends up with the straighteners - it took literally about 5 or 6 minutes to do, it was SO easy. But for some reason my hairdresser can't seem to do it anymore and it needs proper styling now, which I just don't have the time or energy to do unless I'm going out (so about twice a year:) )

I am now off-duty. Beer o'clock!

SupermassiveLBD · 01/07/2011 20:08
PasstheTwiglets · 01/07/2011 20:17

wondering whether the gentleman at the next table would like one

I'd certainly give him one, Massive...

LadyDamerel · 01/07/2011 20:28

Please would you lovely ladies find me some exemplary study materials while I put the small people to bed? I've had the crappiest day and need some to do some serious studying to take my mind off it.

LadyDamerel · 01/07/2011 20:28

Please would you lovely ladies find me some exemplary study materials while I put the small people to bed? I've had the crappiest day and need some to do some serious studying to take my mind off it.

SupermassiveLBD · 01/07/2011 20:41

Evening lady D, you sound as if you could do with

SupermassiveLBD · 01/07/2011 21:05

Connection playing up something awful tonight, I'm going to have to give up. One more for Lady D

DumSpiroSpero · 01/07/2011 22:05

Evening all! I know what you mean re straighteners Twigs - that's how the hairdresser did mine for my friends wedding. I'm lucky that I've got really thick, naturally curly hair so have to do precisely bugger all with it. If I'm in a really dire rush I can even get away with 'finger-combing' it and it usually looks half-decent. Just as well as I am the worst 'morning person' ever and if I had to contend with tricky hair I'd never get out of the house.

Twigboy's Sports Day sounds v. cute. DD had hers on Tuesday but it was pulled after two races as we had a massive thunderstorm. DH went - thankfully I got away with it. Unfortunately they have rescheduled it for next Tuesday and neither of us can get out of work but hopefully MIL & FIL will go as they'll be taking her to her music lesson after school anyway.

Massive I am very disappointed - I misread your post as JP and was expecting sweaty biceps, not immaculately ironed cravats Grin!

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 01/07/2011 22:54

::Shouts at Spiro::

There is nothing finer or more glorious than an immaculately-ironed cravat. Except perhaps the absence of an immaculately-ironed cravat.

And now, in a spirit of relentless academic enquiry and devotion to learning, I have some more research material to share with Lady Damerel, whose dear (and undeniably handsome) husband kept me company on my journey home from work tonight:

No one ever knew why Mr. Lennox did not keep to his appointment on the following day. Mr. Thornton came true to his time; and, after keeping him waiting for nearly an hour, Margaret came in looking very white and anxious.

She began hurriedly:

'I am so sorry Mr. Lennox is not here,he could have done it so much better than I can. He is my adviser in this'--

'I am sorry that I came, if it troubles you. Shall I go to Mr. Lennox's chambers and try and find him?'

'No, thank you. I wanted to tell you, how grieved I was to find that I am to lose you as a tenant. But, Mr. Lennox says, things are sure to brighten'----

'Mr. Lennox knows little about it,' said Mr. Thornton quietly. 'Happy and fortunate in all a man cares for, he does not nderstand what it is to find oneself no longer youngyet thrown back to the starting-point which requires the hopeful energy of youthto feel one half of life gone, and nothing done?nothing remaining of wasted opportunity, but the bitter recollection that it has been. Miss Hale, I would rather not hear Mr. Lennox's opinion of my affairs. Those who are happy and successful themselves are too apt to make light of the misfortunes of others.'

'You are unjust,' said Margaret, gently. 'Mr. Lennox has only spoken of the great probability which he believes there to be of your redeemingyour more than redeeming what you have lostdon't speak till I have ended--pray don't!' And collecting herself once more, she went on rapidly turning over some law papers, and statements of accounts in a trembling hurried manner.

'Oh! here it is! And he drew me out a proposal I wish he was here to explain itshowing that if you would take some money of mine, eighteen thousand and fifty-seven pounds, lying just at this moment unused in the bank, and bringing me in only two and a half per cent. you could pay me much better interest, and might go on working Marlborough Mills.' Her voice had cleared itself and become more steady. Mr. Thornton did not speak, and she went on looking for some paper on which were written down the proposals for security; for she was most anxious to have it all looked upon in the light of a mere business arrangement, in which the principal advantage would be on her side. While she sought for this paper, her very heart-pulse was arrested by the tone in which Mr. Thornton spoke. His voice was hoarse, and trembling with tender passion, as he said: --

'Margaret!'

For an instant she looked up; and then sought to veil her luminous eyes by dropping her forehead on her hands. Again, stepping nearer, he besought her with another tremulous eager call upon her name.
'Margaret!'

Still lower went the head; more closely hidden was the face, almost resting on the table before her. He came close to her. He knelt by her side, to bring his face to a level with her ear; and whispered-panted out the words:--

'Take care.If you do not speakI shall claim you as my own in some strange presumptuous way.Send me away at once, if I must go; Margaret! --'

At that third call she turned her face, still covered with her small white hands, towards him, and laid it on his shoulder, hiding it even there; and it was too delicious to feel her soft cheek against his, for him to wish to see either deep blushes or loving eyes. He clasped her close. But they both kept silence. At length she murmured in a broken voice:

'Oh, Mr. Thornton, I am not good enough!'

'Not good enough! Don't mock my own deep feeling of unworthiness.'

After a minute or two, he gently disengaged her hands from her face, and laid her arms as they had once before been placed to protect him from the rioters.

'Do you remember, love?' he murmured. 'And how I requited you with my insolence the next day?'

'I remember how wrongly I spoke to you,--that is all.'

'Look here! Lift up your head. I have something to show you!' She slowly faced him, glowing with beautiful shame.

'Do you know these roses?' he said, drawing out his pocket-book, in which were treasured up some dead flowers.

'No!' she replied, with innocent curiosity. 'Did I give them to you?'
'No! Vanity; you did not. You may have worn sister roses very probably.'
She looked at them, wondering for a minute, then she smiled a little as she said?

'They are from Helstone, are they not? I know the deep indentations round the leaves. Oh! have you been there? When were you there?'

'I wanted to see the place where Margaret grew to what she is, even at the worst time of all, when I had no hope of ever calling her mine. I went there on my return from Havre.'

'You must give them to me,' she said, trying to take them out of his hand with gentle violence.

'Very well. Only you must pay me for them!'

'How shall I ever tell Aunt Shaw?' she whispered, after some time of delicious silence.

'Let me speak to her.'

'Oh, no! I owe to her,--but what will she say?

'I can guess. Her first exclamation will be, "That man!"'

'Hush!' said Margaret, 'or I shall try and show you your mother's indignant tones as she says, "That woman!"'

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 01/07/2011 22:56

Would you care, LadyDamerel, for a glass of Polish cordial? I think I'll have a large one myself. Anyone else?

::swoons onto chaise longoo::

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ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 01/07/2011 23:47

::Hides the empty Polish cordial bottles in the recycling and totters off to bed::

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LadyDamerel · 02/07/2011 07:25

Thank you, Spiro, for the glass of polish cordial. Is it acceptable to drink it for breakfast or should I keep it until I partake of some nuncheon?

I love the ending of the novel of N&S, it's so romantic and swoony.

Massive, thank you too for the resources. I've had a happy half hour watching YT clips of N&S, all in the name of research, you understand.

Sorry for disappearing last night. I fell asleep while giving ds2 a cuddle in bed Blush.

PasstheTwiglets · 02/07/2011 11:04

Morning all. A lucky escape for me last night as I should, by rights, have a bit of a hangover but managed not to. Opening a second bottle is never a good idea. But we'd finished the first and still had an hour of TV left...

Not that exciting, but have you non-FBers heard His voice is deliberatly lower, I think - presumably to appeal to testosterone, what with it being for Sky Sports. Still sounds gorgeous though :)

LadyD, sorry I wasn't around to present some ReseArch mateRiAl for you last night. I just made a rude joke and then left - most ungenteel of me. Sorry you had a rough day - hope today is better.

PasstheTwiglets · 02/07/2011 11:05

Oh and as for Polish Cordial for breakfast - well if one has run out of milk then one needs something on one's cornflakes...

LadyDamerel · 02/07/2011 11:45

Twas not a problem, Twiglet as I was excessively rude and failed to return after my plea.

His voice on the Wimbledon programme was lower too. I thought. Still very nice and guaranteed to make me whip my knickers off.

ComeIntoTheGardenMaud · 02/07/2011 12:09

Really, LadyDamerel.

::grasps the smelling salts::

How very unbecoming and lacking in ton.

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SupermassiveLBD · 02/07/2011 12:30

Hi all. My connection is still driving me barmy so excuse if I disappear without warning at any time.

Your mention of the Man's lower voice got me thinking. Do you think it could be Thorin bleeding through into the rest of his life, perhaps? I haven't heard it yet, but another thought I had was he pitches it lower for the Gizzy Growl, too. So it sounds rather promising.

Polish cordial for beeakfast, eh? Doing it rather too brown!

SupermassiveLBD · 02/07/2011 12:35

Weeell. Posh Gizzy, perhaps...

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