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I think I preferred Nigella's cozzie - that floss has got to hurt....

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MollysChamber · 09/06/2011 11:22

look at us we're soooo in love. Puke!

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MollysChamber · 09/06/2011 11:25

And oh look, little Johnny has come out to play too......

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AlmightyCitrus · 09/06/2011 11:53

I just spotted that! Snigger.

AlmightyCitrus · 09/06/2011 18:23

Aww, they've cropped the picture now!

TheOriginalFAB · 09/06/2011 18:27

I didn't realise their children were with them. I feel her costume is inappropriate in front of kids. A proper bikini would have been better.

Yes, Johnny, we get the pictureHmm.

TakeItOnTheChins · 09/06/2011 18:27

She's got a nice figure but she's still too fat for that cozzie. Seriously, unless you're so thin you have to run around in the shower to get wet, that cozzie is a bad idea.

LaurieFairyCake · 09/06/2011 18:29

Yet again another totally stunning woman settles for an ugly sleaze bag.

TheOriginalFAB · 09/06/2011 18:33

She has been with him since she was 16 and they "are so in love."

Biscuit
MollysChamber · 09/06/2011 21:05

It just smacks of desperation, really. And clearly a planned photo op with the paps. He cheated on you Toni. Everyone knows it. No amount of straddling him in public is going to change peoples perception of your relationship.

She has a great figure but that black cossie is really tacky and completely inappropriate on a family holiday to Abu Dhabi FGS. The bikini is nice and way more flattering tbh.

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maryjanet · 09/06/2011 23:18

Maybe it's because yet another super injunction is about to be leaked? Oh yes Grin

MollysChamber · 09/06/2011 23:27

DO you know something I don't?

Eh, eh?

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tulpe · 10/06/2011 23:31

That swimsuit is vile and tacky. She probably paid a small fortune for it but it still looks like it came from an Ann Summers bargain bin.

Hmm......super injunction you say??!

GetOrf · 10/06/2011 23:34

I reckon sopmething is coming about him the ugly fucker.

She has an amazing body but that costume is vile, and is it not completely inappropriate to wear it in Abu Dhabi fgs?

MollysChamber · 11/06/2011 00:03

It would have to be bloody good to raise an eye brow tbh.

We all know he fucks around.

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kyacat · 11/06/2011 11:41

cringe! In front of your kids, ew.

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