The ER -- The Track Clinic at the University of Milton North

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While everyone else is getting their thinking caps on

Sweet dreams guaranteed then Small. Or perhaps a sleepless night !

I hope you're going to steer clear of that fetid mattress, Small.

Alert! Alert! Missile attack! All non-essential personnel to take cover!

We used to, I mean...

Yukkerama, Massive.

::mainlines smelling salts::

That old mattress looks as if it's been well and truly worn out by Percy, I always think...

That was to Donald, by the way.

OMG, re the ,ahem, Scottish vid, sorry ladies, i hadn't got the old pince nez on.

Battery nearly out on phone so will say g'night.

Night Spiro, see you tomorrow.

I did wonder whether there had been some sort of pince-nez malfunction, Massive. This will go down in the annals of Academy history.

::Decants smelling salts into gas bottle and inhales through mask::

Personally, I will be staying on here for at least another hour. I daren't go to bed in case I have nightmares.

::Further snort of smelling salts::

Well ,at least as members of a serious research body we've seen scientific proof that it's true about kilts...

There's only one thing that will restore my equilibrium.

All is now right with my world

::Swoons against Mr Thornton's broad and manly chest::

Phew, that's better, Maud. That will teach me to clean my glasses properly after I've cooked the dinner...

Shall we look at something else that's beautiful and distracting?

::Relaxes on chaise longue with a fortifying glass of Madeira:::

My connection is playing up now -- must go anyway. Goodnight all

And yes, Mr Thorton is lovely.

Toodle pip!

well thank you for the image with that song Massive

Sorry again, ladies, it slipped my notice. Shall I ask MN to remove the post?

In the circumstances it may be more appropriate to beg them.

Therre is only one person to whom I would beg, Maud, and MN isn't it

Morning all! I did snort with laughter at poor Massive's faux pas last night :o Don't bother to get MN to remove it, it's no big deal - was just so funny to imagine your horror when you ralised :o

We are going to see Pirates 4 tonight.

And Massive, you are a naughty girl for pretending to not know Richard Madeley - that did make me laugh :o

No don't worry Massive, I'm not that sensitive.