Who else could we export to America to replace the people's princess?

[puffling]

Or do you only find talent, charisma and beauty in the USA?

I'm so glad we could send them Fergie.
Though I'd have been happier still if they'd kept Cheryl too.

I'd love it, if they could take Katie Price and Kerry Katona off our hands.

They're welcome to Alexa chuffing Chung, although has she already tried and been sent packing? before Cheryl Cole even got there

And Lily Allen.