RUDE limericks

[auntymandy]

There was a lady who triplets begat
Nat, Pat and Tat
It was fun breeding
But trouble feeding
Cause she didn't have a tit for Tat

Looks like the wine has begun

obviously just a trickle!!

PMSL i cant think of any good ones right now but give me a few hours and a couple of glasses and ill be right with you

there was a young girl from Wick
Who asked her mum 'whats a dick'
said it goes up your f**ny
and jumps up and down till its sick

from my 13 year old DD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you heard the sad tale of young Lockett?
He was blown off his feet by a rocket
The force of the blast
Blew his balls up his arse
And his penis was found in his pocket

There was an old man from Nantucket
Whose cock was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
as he wiped off his chin
If my ear were a c**t I could fuck it

(from dh)

There was a young girl from Throgmorton
Who had one long tit and one short 'un
To make up for that
She'd a six foot wide tw*t
And a fart like a 650 Norton

There was a young man of Australia
Who painted his arse like a dahlia
The drawing was fine
The colour divine
But the scent, alas, was a failure

AM -think we've got the same book? "Very Rude Limericks"

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall eating black bananas,
where do you think he put the skins
down Daddys pyjamas.

Sorry best i could do,yes i do know its not a limerick!