Mariah Carey announces names of her twins...

[KittySpencer]

Moroccan and Monroe.

So that's Moroccan Cannon (assuming they take their dad's surname). Not that Monroe Cannon is much better, but honestly? Moroccan?!

Apparently he is named after the theme of a room in her house. Couldn't make it up.....

link in case anyone does think I imagined it all!

Monroe Cannon sounds like an item of WW2 artillery. Not keen on Moroccan Cannon either - lots of kkkk in that name - though I read someone has suggested it may be shortened to Rocco? But it sounds like they're happy so I guess it's their right - I chose pretty common names for my three dcs and I've no doubt some would find them terribly boring!

I just read this and dashed on here to see if anyone else had posted it. Poor little Moroccan Cannon, he's never going to have problems at border control is he?!

If it'd been Monroe and Morocco that might've been just about passable for Mariah, since she is a few sandwiches short at the best of times. But Moroccan is pretty weird.

Bad choice Mariah, but then she was never going to choose well was she?

dear god. I expect they were conceived the same way as j Lo's were? Lets have twins and make it one of each and then pretend it was mother nature.

Mind you, I could be wrong. I cant be bothered to look.

Im going to Morocco next week, maybe I should get him a t shirt

Which is male and which is female?