Trying to remember this Geordie joke - help please!

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I read it on here ages ago and can't quite remember it. It was along the lines of what do you do with x? If you live in newcastle you do x. Not making much sense am I? Bit if you have any jokes based around the Geordie pronounciation of words then i'd love to hear them, as it may jog my memory. Thanks

Anyone?

This is my Geordie joke:

What do you call a Geordie marsupial stuck in a lift?

A Kangaroot

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NotnowBernard

Because of NotnowBern i have completely forgotten my Geordie joke. Will try to remember!

Kangaroot!!!!! That was it. Although I think the joke was a different one, it definitely featured kangaroot - many, many thanks NotNow as it's been bugging me for days .

What's the difference btw a Geordie stuck in a lift
And a Marsupial
Ones a Kangroo . The other kangaroot.

Two geordies in the jungle hear tribal drums in the distance
'Are they war drums?'says one.
'Nah,They are theres' says the other.

Even I got those last two!!