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The Marcus Rule Correctional Facility for Shameless Gamblers

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DumSpiroSpero · 16/04/2011 10:34

Ok Rule it is! Can't stop now but will be back later.

Have a good day everyone!

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ComeIntoTheEasterGardenMaud · 20/04/2011 23:24

To be frank, once the equine one gets to the shirt-ripping and throat-kissing I can't focus on eyelashes or much else.

::Collapses::

SupermassiveEasterBonnet · 20/04/2011 23:25

Don't mess about with the PC, just hook me up intravenously and have done with it. I need it after the Guy overload, followed by the lashings of Lucas and the plenitude of Porter

SupermassiveEasterBonnet · 20/04/2011 23:27

You seem rather keen on the good old throat kissing, Maud, bet you can guess why i like that floppy black shirt photo then

ComeIntoTheEasterGardenMaud · 20/04/2011 23:28

::Wafts great grandmama's ostrich feather fan over Massive and administers smelling salts::

Where's Small? Do you think she's fainted?

ComeIntoTheEasterGardenMaud · 20/04/2011 23:29

Or maybe she's perving looking through the archive for SB3.

ComeIntoTheEasterGardenMaud · 20/04/2011 23:33

There is something very ::cough:: arresting about that scene, I think. Although I have not troubled myself to watch SB except through the medium of YT vids, I can nevertheless discern that the scene is essential to the development of the plot and the exposition of Porter's character and therefore encapsulates the whole drama, sparing me the necessity of watching the rest of it.

SupermassiveEasterBonnet · 20/04/2011 23:33

Maybe her CPU went into overdrive, like wot mine just did -- I couldn't do thing with it.

What do you mean, she was on her phone? I wasn't talking computers.

SupermassiveEasterBonnet · 20/04/2011 23:36

Like that reverse black Ye Gappe teeshirt removal and twist in RH, you mean Maudie?

Come orf it, it just shivers your timbers, that's all.

ComeIntoTheEasterGardenMaud · 20/04/2011 23:41

Mais non, Massive. My interest here is purely aesthetic and intellectual. I am interested in Mr Porter as the archetype of the flawed hero in search of redemption. I have barely noticed his muscle definition or seduction technique.

SupermassiveEasterBonnet · 20/04/2011 23:46

Of course you are, Maud just as I've never noticed Gizzy's black leather clad departure angle

SupermassiveEasterBonnet · 20/04/2011 23:48

Kidding aside, though, such a joy, n'est-ce pas?

ComeIntoTheEasterGardenMaud · 20/04/2011 23:50

Oh indeed. We aesthetes appreciate beauty in all its forms.

::Adjusts green carnation::

SupermassiveEasterBonnet · 20/04/2011 23:55

Darn, I must go, I have an early start tomorrow. But we are certainly set up for some sweet dreams tonite!

Have a good 'un, everyone.

ComeIntoTheEasterGardenMaud · 20/04/2011 23:57

Bonne nuit a tous!

TheEasterBunnysSmallFootPrint · 21/04/2011 07:49

morning ladies, I was rather over whelmed with throat kissing imagery last night. and my phone died

We are off to the coast for a couple of days, pray it will be better than I think it will! And hopefully with a little glimmer of sunshine.

PassTheEasterTwiglets · 21/04/2011 08:42

Try to Have fun, Small! Lord Rule in your ear will hopefully be a pleasant distraction :)

Well I missed lots of fun last night, boo hiss. I had parent-entertaining to do. But my, my, there were some lovely videos tunes played. And the Close Your Eyes warning has set me up nicely for the day :)

Re. my FB pic, sorry, didn't mean to make it sound like it was anything exciting or whatever! No, it was just a silly pic of me, that was all. Nothing to do with Our Boy. I can't link to it as my FB privacy whatnot thingies are set to 'FB friends only' but anyone is welcome to friend me if you DM me your FB details. Spiro, yes I changed my Dr Who one - thought it might be a bit insensitive, what with the news about poor old Sarah Jane Smith :(

The throat-kissing scene works VERY well for me too, Maud! I was most disappointed to discover that what you see on YT is all you get of that! I thought the 'quick flashing' of the image was on the YT vid (ie. they'd taken a fraction of a larger scene) but no, that is the scene. We could have done with lots more of that!

Have just shown my mum the Untie me, Twigs - I promise I'll reward you photo and she finally gets it :)

PassTheEasterTwiglets · 21/04/2011 09:09

Highly off-topic but Look at this and tell me that Rory isn't cute!

TheEasterBunnysSmallFootPrint · 21/04/2011 10:39

Eeny meeny miny mo which of those pics will have to go?

You can have Rory I will take JP on his knees please Grin

Thank you for the holiday wishes Twigs, as you say, at least I have The Man in my ear.

TheEasterBunnysSmallFootPrint · 21/04/2011 11:43

Have you all decamped to the garden?

SupermassiveEasterBonnet · 21/04/2011 11:47

I hope you have a good time, too, Small. I agree that Rory could be diescribed as cute, but more in a hmm, sort of, kind of way. Unlike JP who can be cute, too at times, but more in a O...M...G kind of way. and in those down and dirty bondage pics, cute just does not cut it.

Ladies you will never believe this, I can hardly believe it either, but I had my second DReAm last night. It was a live on stage production, and he was doing the throat-kissing scene.

TheEasterBunnysSmallFootPrint · 21/04/2011 12:02

Down and dirty is a good description Massive and just the way I'd like him Grin

I can't begin to wonder why you had such a dream though, it's not as if we were obsessing about it or anything? . I am very jealous though, I never have those dreams Envy

ComeIntoTheEasterGardenMaud · 21/04/2011 12:19

Bonnes vacances, Small! Do you have room for this in your suitcase?

SupermassiveEasterBonnet · 21/04/2011 12:20

No need to be jealous really, Small, I was so gob-smacked in my dream I could not concentrate properly on enjoying it.

TheEasterBunnysSmallFootPrint · 21/04/2011 12:34

I have room for him Maud, not sure I could get her in though.

SupermassiveEasterBonnet · 21/04/2011 12:47

The shirt had long since come off in my dream Wink