Oh dear Madge, oh dear

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Will someone please buy this woman a pair of trousers or something?

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Is it grab a granny night at Roxy's?

I can't decide what's worse, her outfit or her daughter's.
Mind you, did you see what Joan Collins had on?!

I think the outfit is awful, but it's not that outrageous, herb bum is in good shape. Has she closed the gap in her teeth?

To be fair if I had legs like that at her age, I'd wear that too.

It looks well ventilated. She probably felt nicely cool all night.

That outfit is awfully tacky - wish I had her figure though!

I missed Joan Collins .

She does have a great figure ... buuuuuut, there's a time and a place and I get the feeling old Madge (having seen many of her outfits) doesn't really have anyone in her entourage who feels that they can say "no, you look daft woman" to her. Exhibit A
Exhibit B
Exhibit C

She seems to be overfond of the giant pants + lace look.

Her outfit is a shocker but you'd hardly be surprised, I'm sure Lourdes is used to it.

However she should maybe take it as a sign she's gone too far that she has less creasing around the jowls than her 14-year-old!