Celebrities who have a BABY and dont stop BANGING on about it

[GretchenWiener]

1. mylene Klass

1. denise Van outen

natalie cassidy

OH GOD YES

good call

DVO is inflicting a fucking pregnancy book on us now

jooooools oliver

and she's ony a flipping celeb by proxy

i also been Tess "Copple" Daly to have a parenting tome available

i also believe

yes she didn't sell any after Vernon spent his daddy time sexting.

everything is a maerketing opportunity. One of the things I like best about being here is that I read less about kids than I do on facebook!

überparents Brad and Angelina

or anyone who carries their children like an accessory.

marketing that is

Natalie Cassidy should STFU, she has been spouting some right crap (some tosh about bfing made me bite a cushion with rage) in her column in New! magazine and didn't she have a go at DVO on Twitter in an attempt to big up her mad mum skillz? Not that I'd know about New! magazine or Twitter (ahem)

emma bunton

Oh yes, Daily Mail Darling MK. The only woman ever to have had a BABY don't you know? Incredibly she is actually expecting another BABY (you're probably not aware of that fact as she is so rarely in the DM discussing her pregnancy).

Was on Twitter this week complaining that some driver PUNCHED her car while she had her BABY in the car. Given the woman's talent for self-promotion and exaggeration I'd love to hear the other side of that story ..... am picturing little old bloke tapping helplessly on her window as she reversed over him.

Personally I'm glad that these very busy and important clebs are taking time to inform the rest of us about the complex business of having a baby.

How would we ever begin to manage without their pearls of wisdom - imagine how hard it is to be a trailblazer bravely tackling the wild frontiers of nursery decoration/me time and still keeping sexy for the man in your life.

I salute you all.

CharlotteBronteSaurus yes! Jools Oliver. Arrgggh! What was that awful book she wrote. I'M THE FIRST WOMAN TO HAVE A BABY?

Even more annoying - I don't know if she's actually done this but she said she was going to write a children's book because 'she couldn't find any good simple stories' to read to her children.

Well that's told J.K Rowling, Phillip Pullman, Quentin Blake, Jacqueline Wilson etc hasn't it? Thank God we've got self styled Children's Laureate and all round Intellectual Giant Jools Oliver to show us what writing for children is all about.

Gwyneth Paltrow.

Thank God for Goop to help me navigate my way through parenting with only the help of a couple of nannies, housekeeper, gardener and several million pounds in the bank.

Her website really resonates with me.

Emma Bunton
Holly Willoughby

They both irritate the hell out of me. Ditto Myleene Klass. They are all pregnant at the same time this time round too, they must all have been fathered by the devil himself.

Geri halliwell it cured all her anxieties and disorders aswell as being her best friend

Denise and her husband Lee Mead had a 'battle' to conceive. (It's always a 'battle' isn't it?) and this was because of their 'hectic work schedules'. At one point Denise even fears her she isn't ready to be a mother. I'm biting my pillow in anticipation!

Kate garraway!!! Grrrrrrrr

When is Myleeeeeene's baby due? I will book a holiday to the North Pole to avoid the sleb magazine specials.
And DVO is sickening .

I so knew MK DVO and NC would be on that list

Also add to that list the numerous vacuous American/Australian non entities celebrities who seem to be permanently spawning and you squint and their photos and say "who the hell are they?"

Myleene Klass I think tops the list for overall relentless banging on about every aspect of motherhood. I remember when she was being interviewed after the birth, extolling the wonders of her labour, and her face was a picture when the interviewer said something along the lines of 'Well, it was probably the epidural which helped make it so wonderful?'

Natalie 'I wept when I couldn't have a natural birth' Cassidy I agree should completely STFU with all the shit she spouts against other mothers who don't feel the need to be velcroed to their child 24/7 and actually have a life independently of it.

Frizzbonce - your post made me laugh - yeap, JK Rowling et al had better watch out!!

Abby Clancy? Don't think she's been named. After the birth of Sophia the mag she writes for said that after 2 days she was already pleased with how flat her stomach is.

Really? She must have a fabulously contracting womb