Anna gruel and Rhys ifans

[FluffyMummy123]

I do lol that the iPad autocorrects Anna Friel to anna gruel

Why is it again that we loathe her?

Who is teas?

And who are you ifancy? How can we know you speak the truth? Can we see your ID please madame.

Anyway what do we think of Ulrika then? I wasn't suer until sleb BB but I thought she was a top girl after that. I wanted her to be my best friend. Me, Davina and Ulrika having fun and frolics together. Even though I know I'd be the short fat plain one.

Ulrika is on the bench surely
what about PATSY kENSIT?

The jury's out on Patsy Kensit. I want to not like her but, somehow I do!!

Here, here's my work pass !

Can't say how I know all pointless crap but trust me !

Teas is Tess!

Yes she seemed really nice on that dancing thing but she only marries rock stars so that makes me think that she could be a contender. Why would anyone put up with Liam Gallagher?

An MNer worked with her and swore she was vile to other women, really bitchy. And I believe somebody's husband happened upon the strap-on incident with a flatmate. That is how I recall it, anyway.

I actually think that AF is a good actress but I have always thought she was insufferable since seeing her on Parky and she banged on about how drama training was needless when your as talented as her.

Plus, years ago I knew of someone who had worked on a theatre production that AF was in and he H.A.T.E.D her. He used to send my (then) boss postcards cataloguing 'the poisonous midgets' many misdemeanour's which allegedly included refusing to talk to anybody other than her fellow cast members and the director. Throwing strops if she thought 'unimportant' people were looking at her or approached her, and general hissy fitting.

Apparently her lunches were regularly 'tampered' with.

banged to rights

AF must have had BV - fannys just don't smell unless ill do they??

My offering is Victoria Derbyshire as always

tee hee at AF BV and VD!

what's BV?

Who is Victoria Derbyshire?

nasty bacterial infection of vagina!

Bacterial Vaginosis, cornsilk. Whiffy minge. Needs antibiotics. There's an ad for some hygiene product where the woman kinda squats in a skirt to feed some ducks and they all faint at the odour. Surely you've seen that?

I'd like to offer up Melanie Sykes for scrutiny now. She is someone I want to hate, but actually rather like. but I'm happy to take guidance if I'm wrong.

Right I found the LT strap=on thread, but it's really really long and it's taking me a while to get to the bottom of it as SEARCH is playing up.

Vicki Derbyshire is on radio 5 ....gawd knows why

oh and she swiped some other presenters dh

Kate Beckinsale. That's a sorry tale of a girl who crossed the Atlantic at too young an age, and too vulnerable a stage, to ever fully gain a British perspective on plastic surgery.

And, yes, Rosamund Pike. She acted with my DB at university, DB said she was grim (and DB is nice about everyone).

Also, I knew a girl who went on a hen night with her and said Rosamund Pike took along a huge lasagne she'd made then watched everyone eat it while she ate a sald. She pretty much didn't speak to anyone but the bride for a whole 48hrs.

Ah yes- Kate Beckinsale. An MNer's student mate shagged her. She got one of her 'people' to approach him and have him sent to her room. Allegedly. Very 'Peel me a grape'.

An ad with a whiffy fanjo? Really? How have I missed that one?

anyone else not know who Rosamund Pike is?

EXACTLY corns!

BOF. It is 10 to nine on a Sunday morning and I am MNing in bed.

ROARING with laughter at the ducks. When the men in nets come for me it will be all your fault.

I live your name Quelle. You don't sound new - are you a Name changer?

I don't live your name Quelle, I do love it though. And I don't know why I put you in italics either.