should I post my gold as requested?

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Anne Diamond has written to me today, to ask me to send my gold in a pre-paid pre-paid envelope. She's says it's highly recommended. But I'm not sure. I don't have much gold.

AIBU to throw the letter away and not reply and keep my gold all to myself?

(Not sure if this is a wind up or not!)

Definitely keep it. Anne Diamond is trying to rip you off!

I thought as much

haha yes she wrote to me too

but i AM going to send something in the "pay on arrival" envelope

it will be very heavy. but it won't be gold!

Depends. Do you want to get about 80% less than market value. If so, yes go ahead

Otherwise, send her a picture of a cats bum mouth by return.

I still have the envelope and now you have got me thinking what I could post in it. I have some gold foil sweet paper, and a gold star sticker. I think I leave out the gold fish!

Copy of the Spandau Ballet hit on a hissy old cassette?

had to think about that for a minute

it needs to be heavy. cos the heavier it is the more it will cost them

i am actually considering finding a big rock and painting it gold lol

Can you buy a lump of fool's gold from a new-agey shop (probably about £1-2 for a decent little lump.

And embed a teeny camera so you can see their face!

you are so cleaver

packet will be so heavy with gold (rubbish) when they get it. Could we all post on the same day. Mass post of gold twonky bits!

Mail them an anvil and write on a post it to enclose 'the geezer wot sold this 2 me said it wuz solid gold like n you can tell cos o the wait innit'

the envelope isn't big enough for an anvil sadly, although i guess i could buy a bigger envelope and just tape theirs onto the front?

How curious. Did she single you all out? Is the gold you are to post to her going to a good cause or is she just advertising like Dale Winton?

Anne and Dale must be in cahoots on this!