Gwyneth Paltrow - Queen of Arse

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Honestly, why must she vomit all her private stuff onto her blog while at the same time saying she doesn't want to sell papers by being seen with her husband because they are such private people?
How can you have it both ways?

It's just the narcissism of it that make me barf.

PMSL at your thread title Longstocking,

I've never been a fan of Gwyneth, especially when she won the Oscar for Shakespeare in Love

Cate Blanchett should have won!

i love her - 'there's a duck in trouble, somewhere near ipswich'

Oh Liv77, I felt personally slighted by the Paltrow robbery of that Oscar. It was for Cate!

why do you read that drivel then ?

who takes a 6 year old to a fecking beauty salon. i bet apple would rather have gone to school.

She is indeed the Queen of Arse

I know I shouldn't look at it anyfucker, it's like a kind of mutilation of one's mind, but I can't resist sleb nonsense.

She's no great actor imho, she and J Fiennes in Shakespeare in love: too great hams on a platter bless 'em, pretty, but smelling strongly of pork.

And that GLOOP, I mean no no no no no no no I do NOT want her healthy lunchbox ideas!

No one with an army of household staff has the right to give me domestic ideas. Jesus, if I had the staff she has I could write a blog of how I was trekking up my own FUNDAMENT in case I should meet undiscovered tribes of Vapid Opinions to tell the world and then I would boulevard right back down my Cadbury Canal and blog about the homeward trek through my colonically irrigated channel.
LESS IS MORE GWYNNIE SHUT IT PLEASE.

Someone reminded me today that she admitted to eating in front of a mirror to see the effect on her body. Yeah like the 3 grains of macrobiotic shite is going to make any difference.

and today apparently she says she doesn't mind that people attack her for international crimes of vapidity against the internet.

She is a Monster of Arse not just Queen but a MONSTER of arse.

I mean I'm sure she's a lovely person but it's when rich, very privileged people write books to help all the 'civilians' it just makes me heave, they have no no no idea how graceless it is for people with STAFF to patronise people without staff.

It's beyond or beneath satire somehow.