So STing and TRudie like tawdry, non pedestrian sex.....

[DrNortherner]

....eh?

So he likes it dirty and for her to dress like a hooker.

dirrrty

Is anyone bothered?!

A message to Mr Sting in his own stylee.

"There is no need for this informa-SHUN
About your mari-tal rel-ay-SHUNS,
We don't care that you like to dress in a variety of dis-GUI-ses,
Or what your con-ju-gal act-i-vi-ty com-PRI-ses!"

lmao at Unquiet

God they both need duffing up in a dark alley.
It all started going wrong with that dream of the Blue Turtles crap.

"Roooooooooooooooooooooooocks on!
We know that you like to get your roooooooooooooooooocks on"

If I hear any more, ever, about Sting and Trudy's sex life - I will have to go round and superglue them together.

:)

oh those two....dontcha just wish they would shut the fuck up and stop embarrassing themselves and their kids?

?My church happens to be the person I live with. She is my connection to the sacred.?
STFU you pretentious arse.

Did you see Coco on the dm website?

"i got nothing out of being Sting and Trudy's daughter".

Wow. Ungrateful brat!!

yes I know I burnt my eyes reading the dm website. forty lashess [self flagellation].

What is non pedestrian sex and how do I know if I have done it that way or not