Please laugh at Dh's joke

[EarthMotherImNot]

He thinks its hilarious

"I took the dog for a walk and it ran off.
I searched high and low calling it's name, whistling etc but it didn't come back so I went home."

My wife was furious, "look harder" she ordered "so I shaved my head and got a tattoo, still can't find the dog though"

It's not funny at all is it?

Poor Dh, he will be crushed

I think it's quite funny

I hear gerry rafferty's being buried between norman wisdom and heath ledger...

Clown to the left of him, Joker to the right

Dh thanks you BluTac

Now now onalifeglug, we don't need the competition (especially with a funnier joke)

Sorry but onalife's is better

Reminds me of the nuns - show him you're cross :)

I like that nun one!

I had to read it twice before i got it.

yes it was very funny :)

Funny :)

lol

oh i get it now

tis funny

Well I laughed anyway. But then I laugh at cows when they walk past my house.

I don't get onalifeglug's - is it because I is stupid?

he he he

I love the dog joke - tell your DH I'm going to use it on my friends and family :-)

lol haha hehe hoho

Sorry. It didn't make me laugh

Hilarious! I'm going to steal it!

I love the OP's dp's joke.

Bar goes into a man- not a joke, just a tragic industrial accident.

It's nearly 2 years old.

Made me laugh on 2nd reading though.

My mum was a lollipop lady, but had to leave as she had kleptomania.
I didn't want to believe it but the signs were all around at home.
Badum-tish!

I just told DH, after saying 'pretend I'm another bloke down the pub telling you this joke', and he didn't get it at all. I had to explain twice.
In our opinion, not that funny. Keep trying though, hubby of OP!