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This is probably an old one but it made me laugh last night..

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Treeesa · 17/12/2010 18:26

Someone sent me this and I thought it was great..
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A woman had been in a coma for many months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her there. They tried it again and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, 'As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick & bring her out of the coma.' The husband was sceptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains for privacy.

The husband finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses run back into the room. 'What happened!?' they cried. The husband said, 'I'm not sure; maybe she choked.'

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muddleduck · 17/12/2010 18:27

Grim.

RiojaLover75 · 17/12/2010 18:28

PMSL Xmas Grin

yaimee · 05/05/2013 01:10

All the way through I thought that maybe she was going to die of shock!

ThisIsMyNameChange · 18/05/2013 23:57

I feel bad for laughing :)

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 19/06/2013 00:10
Hmm
crazynanna · 02/07/2013 20:38

Seeing as this is a thread for Hmm kind of jokes, DD has just told me this one, and I wasn't sure if I should have laughed.

What do you call a baby whose parents are from Somalia and China?

A pirate copy.

Should I have laughed?

'Cos i did. Loudly. And scared the cat.

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