I am confused. Why is Barry Norman peddling pickled onions?

[SnowyGonzalez]

Bazza's Superstore

Has his TV career gone down the pan or something?

What is it with random sleb forays into foods? Do they have better taste buds than the rest of us?

Coming soon:

Sarah Harding's Talcum Powder.

Cher Lloyd's bit of the ol' Worcestershire Sauce, innit, safe, sorted.

Peaches Geldof's Geldof Peaches.

Dawn's French Dressing.

Daniel Radcliffe's "HP" Sauce.

me and DP pissed ourselves when we say Bazza's face on a jar of onios in sainsbos last week.

Please let him do a TV advert in which he says "And why not?"

lolol at peaches geldof's peaches

UQD - have you SEEN what Sarah Harding has done to herself? Front cover of Now magazine this week She looked better as a coked up caner.

Rofl at UQD! You are SO on a roll!

(err...who is Sarah Harding?)

I heard him on the radio a while ago, he makes them i believe and a friend wanted to market them.

I know, I look at Sarah Harding Addicts Gallery these days and sob. She looked far better when she had gamine hair and was off her tits. I don't want to derail the pickled onion thread though!

Snowy - she is the nicest, most talented, most intelligent and (until recently at least) best-looking member of the popular singing combo Girls Aloud.

I thought he was dead. I'm quite perturbed by the news he's alive and well.

Christopher Biggins's Large Fruity Ham

Tango - the Christine Bleakley Edition

Katie Price Melons

David Miliband's Bitter

Cheryl Cole Punch

UQD, my tea just went down the wrong way at "Large Fruity Ham". My eyes are streaming, my throat hurts and my carpenter is slightly alarmed.

HAAA Large fruit ham. I am at work and really laughing loudly.

large fruity han

UQD you are so funny lately, the X factor thread and now this.

I aim to please :)

My aim for 2011 is to raise a smile in the Feminism section.

I know, I like to raise the bar and live dangerously.

Christ UQD quit whilst you are ahead.

LMAO at Miliband!

John Prescott's Chipolatas (obviously)

John Major's Sandwich Bar

Edwina's Curries

Jodie Marsh's Saveloys (classic sausage made from lips and arses)

Nick Clegg's boomerangs

Simon Cowell's Hair Styling Range

George Dubya's Articulate Game

Lord Alan's Sugar

Michael Howard's Nighties

Thanks for filling me in, UQD.

Peter Mandelson's Oils

I was surprised when I saw them in Waitrose but I love pickled onions and gave them a go - and they were very hot and rather good. I guess I could just about buy the story that someone tried them at his house and said he should market them.