Bollocks to it, I have never had any gossip of any kind, so I am very pleased to be able to reveal the following z list snippet.
I got this from SIL's SIL (if you see what I mean) whose sister works on X factor.
A certain contestant whose name corresponds with that of Hitler's favourite composer was so offensive and harassing to the runner assigned to him that he has been told to keep away from her, and her mobile number has been changed.
That is IT. That is the only bit of gossip I have. Shite, isn't it.