Richard Armitage Anonymous

[Fettle]

Over here ladies!

Theresa - I had always assumed that your choice of Polish Cordial to enliven my encounter with Mr Thornton was not accidental.

I am sure Mr Armitage has far too much sense than to be on Twitter, Facebook and the like under his own name. Can you imagine the maelstrom?

''theres have you checked if the real RA is on Twitter''

I wouldn't know how for one thing. And he'd probably be as counterfeit as ''Lucas''
Who has just put his speedos up for grabs. don't you wish it was real?

''I had always assumed that your choice of Polish Cordial to enliven my encounter with Mr Thornton was not accidental.''

I must have read his mind, across the ether, without being aware of it.

Indeed, Theresa, you and Lucas have a psychic bond which transcends time and space.

A psychic bond which goes all the way back to circa 1200 CE, too, how cool is that?
(I can set it to miss out circa 1850, if you so desire)

What, does Guy drink Polish Cordial too?

I expect he is more of a wine bore, partial to the odd cheeky little vintage with a lot of rich fruit and a honeyed low-note. Or just some good old Nottygum plonk.

I don't think Polish Cordial had been inwented then, as they hadn't inwented the potato.

Indeed. That was my puzzlement. What other form does your psychic bond take?

I must go now, but I will be back in time to set up the tea urns and put out the heavy duty sugar bowls for those of you returning from Armageddon.
Polish Cordial wil also be available in copious quantities

''What other form does your psychic bond take?''
You are right, you really don't want to know. Mwah ha ha ha

Polish cordial - do you think that the poor underpaid runner masquerading as-- Lucas has been reading this thread!!!!

Nah - wouldn't feel bad about flirting with the twitter Lucas, or Guy or Mr Thornton. To be honest, would we really feel bad at flirting with the real man if we happen to meet him fettle wisher and wonders how to engineer such a meeting!? Don't you all have a list of 3 famous people that would be acceptable flirting if you happened across them?!! We do - DH's seems to change daily, which I think is a tad pushing the boundaries, but I'm fairly fickle steady in my crushes!!

Flowers - that photo!! How have I coped without you all!!

Only 40 mins to go!!

I don't know if I can watch in "real time". Am tempted to record it, then come back here, find out what's what and then watch. I fear it could be carnage.

I wondered that too, Fettle, but he didn't call it Polish Cordial. He called it vodka. If he had called it Polish Cordial I would be freaking out hiding behind the sofa.

Ah, so your list of three is for flirting. You hadn't mentioned that before and I had wondered quite what being on the list permitted you to do!

Don't you think that Mr Armitage probably goes everywhere with a hefty bodyguard to fend off the deranged harpies jumping out from behind every lamppost? So probably no opportunity for flirting before the bodyguard has you in a headlock.

If I ever had the great fortune to stumble upon the man himself, I just know that I would be unable to flirt, even if Mr Tights gave written permission. Instead I would probably stare at him and look aloof and as if I despised him. That's what I did when I was a teenager anyway!

I think the rules of the list of 3 do stretch further than flirting, but I think I'll start with that and see what happens! I know we're talking hypothetically here, but as I can't seem to be even unfaithful with Lucas in my dreams!! I doubt I'd be able to be unfaithful in real life!

Right - time to settle down!

I'll be back......

Jaysus, you lot, how many pages??!!!

Beth is much less primary school teacher tonight and I am keeping a weather eye out for the bald spot.

oh my days, havent been this near to the edge of my seat, "dont fight it, just relax", what have you done to Ruth, you scrumptious troubled man?

Think "troubled" is putting it mildly!

The hand-holder and tear-mopper-upperer is in.

Please note I am quaking inside myself but your need will be great than mine and I shall be activating Stiff Upper Lip Mode

oh my goodness, jumped?

Nooooooooo!!!!!!!