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Richard Armitage Anonymous

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Fettle · 30/10/2010 22:15

Over here ladies!

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ASmallBunchofFlowers · 04/11/2010 18:44

"The dichotomy between the powerful, almost monstrous, entrepreneur [Mr Thornton] and this kind of vulnerable boy is exciting for me to look at.?

Yeah. Me too.

But thank you, Theresa. I do like a man who uses words like dichotomy.

Hmm. Another trying day, through which I was sustained by Theresa's evocation of Mr Thornton's hot breath on my neck. Has anyone got any Polish Cordial?

Fettle · 04/11/2010 18:50

I too noticed thenuse of long and intellectual words and bought how well he'd fit intonthis thread!!

Now where is MrsLN with my personal instalment of her novel? DH arrives in just under 2 hours and then I'll be on a 72 cold turkey of this thread (unless I secret away somewhere without him realising in a similar vein to LeQ this morning! See we are all becoming fixated and unfaithful!!Grin)

Theresa - I shall investigate that invention further later once I have the hindrances that are DC in bed!! I was quite taken also with the invisibility cloak meaning we could stalk our man more easily nah can't think of an innocent use for that really!!Grin

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ASmallBunchofFlowers · 04/11/2010 19:02

Have we seen this one before? I love the song.

Bodenbabe · 04/11/2010 19:14

Lovely, Flowers!

Well I've just been reading about Thorin Oakenshield and am worried now. It all starts so well but then ewwwwwwww. Thorin is apparently haughty stern has a talent for singing and playing the harp and has.... wait for it... a very long beard.

I do NOT do facial hair other than stubble - ick. Well I suppose, on the upside, now when I need a quick way out of an 'under the table' scene-induced hot flush, I will now simply be able to simply think of RA with a long beard . Boo hiss! No to long beards! I demand a re-write! Preferably one where mithril is see-through

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 04/11/2010 19:19

I loathe Tolkein, so I am very very worried indeed!

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 04/11/2010 19:28

Maybe if I submitted my screenplay for My Bad Boy Byron really quickly, he would cancel the Hobbit (which is only likely to be a low-budget B-movie anyway) and concentrate on my masterpiece, which will be a High Concept Art Movie and yet also The Biggest Box Office Success of All Time?

Fettle · 04/11/2010 19:53

Yes yes yes do that Flowers! Definitely be better than Tolkien! I really can't see how even RA will be able to look sexy as mythical dwarf with a long beardHmm.

DH's train has been delayed by a "slippy track" - not heard that excuse before, but means that I've got a bit longer with you!

Off to peruse your link for purely comparative purposes!!Grin

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Fettle · 04/11/2010 19:58

Nope - I've not seen that one before! Very artful I felt, with lots of fabulous Looks!Grin

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Fettle · 04/11/2010 20:03

Disaster - I blame you all a little bit and RA a lot, but I've lost my delivery slot for my groceries tomorrow, so I'm going to have to change supplier or go hungry all weekend!!Shock. I really need to get a grip of myself - can't have real life getting in the way of my RA obsession like this!!Grin

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ASmallBunchofFlowers · 04/11/2010 20:04

Well, as you know Fettle, I am a Serious Artist and my interest in Mr Armitage is highly artistic. I would like to sculpt his cheekbones.

Have we had this one before? There's .

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 04/11/2010 20:08

That's quite like a fire extinguisher, you know. Extrinsically. Blush

MrsLucasNorth · 04/11/2010 20:36

Hi Ladies!!!

Nose to the grindstone today as am going away for the weekend tomorrow, but if you're still around Fettle, I nearly have your chapter finished!

Time for an excerpt...

"Standing at the counter, Guy was transfixed by Ophelia, a tall, brunette with the curves of a vintage Stradivarius."

"The centre of the room was dominated by a large scrubbed pine kitchen table, littered with sheet music."

MrsLucasNorth · 04/11/2010 20:37

PS - Ophelia - that's you Fettle - Ophelia Fettlecini!

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 04/11/2010 20:41

kitchen table?

MrsLucasNorth · 04/11/2010 20:55

A Day in the Life of Guy Thornton-North

Chapter Three

After dropping LeQueen off at the Savoy, a short while later Guy pulled up in a quaint street lined with old houses that had been turned into particularly expensive shops. He strode along the street until he reached a small window, filled with beautifully restored instruments, and paused for a moment to admire the display before slipping inside.

The shop?s owner, Ophelia Fettlecini was not having a good day and had retired to the shop?s kitchen area to make herself a large cup of coffee in the hopes it would wake her up somewhat. A scientist by profession, Ophelia had given up her career for a life less ordinary as mistress of the little music shop, after falling in love with Elgar?s cello concertos. Standing at the counter, Guy was transfixed by Ophelia, a tall, brunette with the curves of a vintage Stradivarius.

Ophelia sensed someone watching her and turned round to acknowledge the tiresome individual who was about to interrupt her much needed caffeine fix. Instead, the sight of Guy, his eyes lingering in places they really probably shouldn?t, woke her up more than any cup of Gold Blend ever could.

?I have a cello to collect,? he stated, his soft baritone reverberating around the perfect acoustics of the little shop, ?I dropped it off for tuning last week? It?s under the name of Thornton-North.?

Ophelia realised that he must have been in on her day off last week. She was damn sure she?d have remembered the chiselled jaw, piercing blue eyes, and nearly-black hair, just long enough to be tousled, if she?d dealt with this particular customer.

?I think it must be out the back,? she said, softly, ?Would you like to come through, I?m just making coffee??

Guy followed her to the back of the shop. Down one side was a row of cupboards and worktops with all the accoutrements of a typical kitchen. On the left hand side was a row of various instruments in their cases, neatly labelled with their owner?s details in Ophelia?s delicate script. The centre of the room was dominated by a large scrubbed pine kitchen table, littered with sheet music.

Whilst Ophelia made the coffee, she watched Guy remove his instrument from the soft leather casing.

?You don?t mind if I give it a try do you?? he smiled, ?Important performance later.?

Ophelia smiled her approval and perched on the edge of the table as he took the only seat in the room, carefully positioned the cello between his lean, muscular thighs and began to play.

The soothing notes of Elgar?s Cello Concerto in B minor filled the air and Ophelia felt all the mornings stresses disappear as she closed her eyes to concentrate on the evocative sound. Guy?s bow caressed the strings whilst he watched her, so closed when he had first entered the shop, soften and become somehow more alive as she absorbed each and every note he played.

Guy knew he wouldn?t be able to complete the full 13-minute concerto with Ophelia in the room. He stroked the strings ever more gently so the notes became quieter and quieter until eventually he stopped playing and moved silently across the room to where she sat, eyes still closed on the edge of the table.

When Ophelia opened her eyes she was staring in to Guy?s own blue eyes. Their shared love of the cello was the connection between their very souls and she felt his breath on her face as he lowered his mouth slowly to hers. The anticipation was so intense she almost didn?t want their lips to meet, but eventually she felt his, hot on her own mouth, and conceded defeat as he pushed her gently backward onto the scrubbed pine?

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 04/11/2010 21:00

Oh my!

MrsLucasNorth · 04/11/2010 21:11

Looks like I'm too late though Flowers, and Mr Fettle has already returned!!!

Bodenbabe · 04/11/2010 21:16
ASmallBunchofFlowers · 04/11/2010 21:17

Ah but, MrsLN, as we have previously discussed, sometimes a period of trembling anticipation just adds to the thrill!

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 04/11/2010 21:18

Quick! Pass the smelling salts to Bodenbabe!

Fettle · 04/11/2010 21:22

oh my oh my oh my!!!!!

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Fettle · 04/11/2010 21:23

Mr Fettle will have to wait - I need to read that through slowly again - maybe with the N&S soundtrack playing at the same time

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ASmallBunchofFlowers · 04/11/2010 21:25

Fettle - I am rather envious that he played Elgar for you, as that is one of my, ahem, ambitions. Now go and involve MrFettle in your, ahem, role play.

MrsLucasNorth · 04/11/2010 21:27

Glad to be of service Fettle.

I'm a trained journalist and I've dabbled with with fiction for years but never managed to finish anything and done bugger all since DD arrived 6 years ago. These day's I am mummy, wifey and school secretary.

Is quite nice to have the inspiration and opportunity to get my groove back a bit tbh Grin!

MrsLucasNorth · 04/11/2010 21:27

..although I've clearly lost my punctuation mojo!

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