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Richard Armitage Anonymous

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Fettle · 30/10/2010 22:15

Over here ladies!

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Bodenbabe · 03/11/2010 18:20

Cor, looking fwd to the rest of that, MrsLN [drool]

Here is the scene that turned him, in my mind, from "that bloke I quite fancy" to "that bloke I am obsessed with" From about 1.50 on here - the "close your eyes"... [thud]

Can you write one for me with this line in?! dh will be eternally grateful :o

Bodenbabe · 03/11/2010 18:20

doh, sorry, forgot the brackets for the link. Here:

Theresaholeinyourmind · 03/11/2010 18:22

Hope you don't mind, Boden

Theresaholeinyourmind · 03/11/2010 18:22

I was in a hurry, that's all Grin

40deniertights · 03/11/2010 18:41

Hello all. Tried to stay away but you drew me back in. No burnt potatoes for dc tonight, instead have burnt the soup, so thanks for that! Boden, you can't wait until Christmas for N and S - it is the ultimate!

MrsLucasNorth · 03/11/2010 18:52

Sitting in the car, keys in had, Guy ran through his mental to-do list. It was a going to be a busy day, first on the agenda was to collect and deliver a ?package?. He started the car and smoothly disappeared into the distance.

An hour and a half later, Guy arrived at the rendezvous, stressed and aching ? the journey had been a complete bugger, and he was not looking forward to the return trip. Locking the Mercedes, he headed up the pathway and rang the doorbell.

It turned out that the ?package? was a petite blonde beautician by the name of LeQueen. Guy eyed her up and down - maybe the journey back wouldn?t be so bad after all. LeQueen turned to put on her coat, but as she looked in the mirror, she saw Guy, standing behind her, rub his shoulders and wince slightly.
?I?m not just a beauty therapist you know, I?m also a qualified masseuse,? she purred, ??and I?m very experienced. Perhaps you?d like me to sort that out before we leave??

Guy looked her in the eye with his piercing blue gaze, then glanced at his watch. He?d be in big trouble if her didn?t deliver her to her destination on time, but the traffic would be clearer heading back, and he?d allowed extra time anyway.

?Ok, then,? he agreed, ?How do you want me??

LeQueen retained her composure as she led him to the small therapy room at the rear of the house and instructed him to remove his jacket and shirt. Politely, she turned her back as he undressed, but as she did so she thanked the presence of mind that had led her to install a small mirror over the cabinet on which she mixed her massage oils. Guy was unaware of her watching his every move as he shrugged off his leather jacket and hung it over the chair in the corner. LeQueen began mixing oils using touch and memory alone, unable to take her eyes off the mirror as Guy began to unbutton his shirt. On reaching the last button, he pulled the shirt from his shoulders. LeQueen?s breath caught in her throat as she watched the crisp, white cotton slide over his light brown skin, revealing as it did so a tattoo, carefully inked between his shoulder blades. It read:

?Acta non Verba?

Not a problem, thought LeQueen. She turned to him and smiled, ?If you?d like to lie face down on the table,? she motioned, ?I?ll get started.?

LeQueen watched appreciatively as Guy shimmied himself into position on the massage table. Marvin Gaye played in the background as she first warmed the oils in her hands, then stroked it over Guy?s smooth, muscular back. A heady and sensual aroma of neroli, black pepper and ylang ylang filled the air as she kneaded the knots of tension from his shoulders, then worked her way down either side of his spine. Truth be told, she wasn?t sure who was enjoying the experience more. Guy let out a small, soft, moaning sigh which told LeQueen it was probably him. Good, she thought, I?ve got you just where I want you. She leant over and spoke softly in his ear, ?I don?t actually need to be at the venue for another three hours. If you?d like, we can make this a full body massage??

?Oh, I?d definitely like,? replied Guy, smoothly, turning over as he did so to display his magnificent pecs and abs.

?We?ll need to getting rid of these then, won?t we,? whispered LeQueen, running a perfectly manicured fingernail along the leather belt of Guy?s designer jeans...

Theresaholeinyourmind · 03/11/2010 18:58

You ought to sell this one, Mrs LN. it would make you millions to say nothing of the film rights

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 03/11/2010 19:01

This thread, Tights, is like the Hotel California. You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.

Theresa - Thank you for your enquiry about my trip to the Costermonger. It was most satisfactory, thank you. I assume that the answer you are hoping for, from Guy Thornton-North, is be "don't mind if I you do"?

There's been some discussion just now about the difficulty of preparing or cooking a meal while distracted by thoughts of High Art. I might have suggested before that one should always have .

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 03/11/2010 19:07

Your mastery of the genre is impressive, MrsLN. Funny that LeQueen has never mentioned that she only has one eye.

Theresa - Pay attention dear. The is on the 6 key, at least on a UK keyboard. You need to put a immediately before and immediately after the word or words you want in italics. Thanks to a recent MN techy innovation, you no longer need to put the ^s around every word in a phrase you want to italicise.

StripeyMoon · 03/11/2010 19:07

I could play LeQueen Grin I am 5'10" and have a bit of a muffin top but I am blonde so I am sure I could get away with the part?

MrsLucasNorth · 03/11/2010 19:09

Thanks Theresa - it's either you or Fettle up next depending how the storyline pans out.

Smallbunch - haven't forgotten you - am saving you for 'afternoon tea!'

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 03/11/2010 19:13

Oh curses. The ^s I put in for illustration purposes have turned the text into italics. I'll try again.

The circumflex ^ is on the 6 key, at least on a UK keyboard. You need to put one immediately before and immediately after the word or phrase you want in italics. Thanks to a recent MN techy innovation, you no longer need to put them around every word in a phrase you want to italicise.

Theresaholeinyourmind · 03/11/2010 19:16

Yes, Mrs Flowers

I must get my mop and bucket ready to execute Guy's request then. I do so hope he's not the type to leave all those fluffy towels he dries his magnificent, muscled body with in a wet heap on the bathroom floor.

Nor do I like picking up last night's underwear from the bedroom carpet. Hmm, that pair over there doesn't look quite his size. And pink ????

do you think Mrs LN will do us a scene with a little greengrocery?

Theresaholeinyourmind · 03/11/2010 19:21

''Thanks Theresa - it's either you or Fettle up next depending how the storyline pans out.''

I think I have been naughty and pre-empted you, Mrs LN. My mind ran away with me. Please feel free to ignore. (Why am I checking out the LaPerla website????)

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 03/11/2010 19:23

Theresa - Only trying to help, as you are clearly keen to get italicising. Besides, if you are wont to use the expression "can I do you now, sir?" I imagine you are (as I am, although possibly not as much as I am) well beyond school leaving age.

Has nobody checked out my latest links then?

Theresaholeinyourmind · 03/11/2010 19:30

Sorry, the link won't open for me, Flowers, something about copyright ishoos.

Funnily I still often dream I'm at school and the Big Exam is on, and I have studied the wrong subject and the questions are in Serbo-Croat. Though all that was, as you say, many moons ago.

Who is going to be the Armitage Academy Ambassador on the DF webchat, I wonder?

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 03/11/2010 19:33

What, none of them? Although I have had the same experience, especially with things which have come straight off the telly.

ASmallBunchofFlowers · 03/11/2010 19:50

News flash! Important news from the DF webchat:

loujay

Hi Dawn,
Please can you tell me if you had your pick of potential hubands in Vicar of Dibley, and was the gorgeous Richard Armitage your first choice?

Frankly, I did have the pick of potential husbands but I did ask for an older one - older than me that is. They told me Richard Armitage was 45. He was not! He was much younger, and when I found out I apologised to him for having to come to work and kiss an old lady every day.

Mind you, he didn't seem that bothered.

As Guy as Gisborne, he doesn't wear purely plastic or purely leather, he wears pleather.

Theresaholeinyourmind · 03/11/2010 19:51

Well, RL awaits see you all later
I see Dawn has answered a RA questionGrin

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Fettle · 03/11/2010 19:58

I've checked them out Flowers - I'm so in love with Mr Thornton it is untrue!!Grin And that music - is so beautiful to go with it!! Stupid school girl Grin on my face!!!!

Mrs LN - you so have to sell this story

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ASmallBunchofFlowers · 03/11/2010 20:00

Dawn French has just said that her favourite celebrity snog was ................. Jamie Theakston.

Fettle · 03/11/2010 20:03

What's "pleather"? I feel that word is spoiling my thoughts of Guy!Grin

Anyway, please please please please MrsLN - do me next? (in a manner of speaking!). I need it - DH is coming home tomorrow evening for not even 72 hours and I have not seen him properly for over 4 weeks and it will be another 4 weeks til I see him again!!Grin

By the way thereas (are you going to change your name BTW, predictive texting keeps wanting to call you theresa!!Grin) - I can't do italics either on my main computer (well at least I can't see how, there isn't a [turn upright] < anywhere!!! So I'm with you!! Can do them on my phone keypad, but you've seen how crubbish my typing is on that!!!Grin

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Fettle · 03/11/2010 20:04

Jamie Theakston!!!ShockGrin Pluuuleeaaassseeee!! He's in no way comparable to mr RA!! [pout]

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