Richard Armitage Anonymous

[Fettle]

Over here ladies!

That's a very kind offer, LeQueen, but it may, ahem, be some time before I have thoroughly researched and scrutinised the seven trillion pictures of the real thing which are available on t'interweb.

Theresa - I do worry that you have to live in a place where the Joys of Armitage are not yet fully appreciated. On the one hand, it must give you some extra frisson to know that you are indulging in a pleasure not widely known to the people around you (and I guess the regular arrival of parcels of dvds performs much the same purpose that missionaries did in days of yore, in spreading the word). But on the other hand, could one ever be truly happy in a land where Guy was a stranger? Or (more painful still) in a land where Mr Thornton was a stranger? So well done on the lunchtime evangelising.

Our favourite tree-hugger

And I'm working on it, LeQueen, I'm working on it.

Amazing how quickly they get the Message though, Flowers, when I enlighten them.

Meanwhile I have been gibbering ever since I got my last parcel from Amazon. It says on the back, just to warn you of possible life long psychological damage:

''..contains,,strong violence and threat and infrequent sexual nudity''

I AM VERY TRAUMATIZED BY THE WORD ''INFREQUENT''

Which parcel was that, Theresa?

A little thing called Spooks season 8. you probably haven't heard of it...

Oh that. Saw it aaaaages ago.

So how infrequent is it??????

I think the point is that it isn't actually Lucas' nudity, apart from some torso shots. There are no peaches. It is all done most tastefully and is often included in the YT vids.

Bugger!

I know that's how it is really. Just made me laugh, the OTT stuff they said on the box.

Talking of peaches, did you get any yesterday?

No I am not talking Mr Thornton, you were going to go to the costermongers.

But do you not think that sometimes the suggestion or the hint is more, ahem, powerful than the graphic depiction?

Disaster - DH has come home and announced that he's taking us to local funfair & fireworks on the beach this eve, so no live web chat with our object of lust's compadre for me, and LeQueen may have to wait until tomorrow for her scene in ADITLOGTN

LeQueen, remember the Californian guy neighbour shower scene, in the SATC movie number one?

Of course I hasten to point out that I would never choose to watch such facile trashy stuff, it was put on at someone else's house and I was FORCED to watch it.

You can tell this is true cos I can't even remember which of the girls it was who moved to LA

.... remember the Californian guy neighbour shower scene, in the SATC movie number one?

Could you please explain this arcane cultural reference? Is it perchance on YT? My acquaintance with the SATC opus is sadly minimal.

My YouTube is always so slow at this time of day. Too many people coming home from work to watch I suppose

Anywaaaaaay. I feel my obsession may be taking over my life. While out at soft play this morning I thought I saw Mr Armitage playing so sweetly with a blond toddling boy!. I had to take 3 double takes to reassure myself if it was or wasn't the man himself! It was the scruffy t-shirt which finally clinched it for me. No floppy White shirt or leathers in sight [cos he obviously always wears them or uniform!]. Anyway said lookiliky had a wonderful smile

TBH i didn't check to see if it was on YT. I never saw the series either, I just didn't get SJP. I am sure she is a very nice person and that, but glam?

Anyway, one of the girls has this posh house on the beach and her DH is always late home so is bored etc. She catches sight of her young fit neighbour and one day creeps up and spies on him in the shower. Mutch soaping of masculine body is being done, with peaches galore and even a flash of, ahem, other greengrocery.

Managed to cross with millions of posts then

MrsN. Definitely tell him you've got a headache or something. I can't wait roentgen next instalment. MrFettle is home tomorrow eve and I'll be banned from here except under cover of darkness!!

I agree that the implication of something is far better than full on nudity most of the time! Like how the open necked cravat is so swoon-worthy!! but I ain't denying that it's good!!

Oooh thereas. Never seen satc either but I'm sure all versions of screen plays being written on here could incorporate that scene!

By way mrs. For my character part, I'm a nearly 6ft, curvaceous , highly intellectual (1st class degree don't ya know!) brunette. Would perfectly fit the role of another member of mi5 working alongside guy Thornton north. But I'm not being the geeky one or boiled alive in fat!!

Have just managed to bash out a couple more paragraphs while DH was in the bath. Would really like to finish this installment before posting, will probably get back for about 10pm.

In the meantime a teaser:

"Ok, then," said Guy, "How do you want me?"