Aaaaaaaw, Sophie Dahl's pregnant

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That's lovely. She had such a crapola upbringing, loser that I am, I'm so happy she seems happy. Even though I've never met her. Though a friend once met Jamie Cullum, don't know if that counts.

Anyway, aaaaaaaaaaaaaw

GOd JC is weenie.

'They decided against a lucrative magazine deal to celebrate the nuptials in private with a group of their closest friends and family'

yes i made that decision too.

yes he is weenie

I decided for a lucrative magazine deal to celebrate my nuptials. Sadly the mags weren't interested.

I'm a sad sap too. I think they're both lovely.

pleased for them, JC is small but extremely talented and Sophie seems nice, they make a lovely couple

She's huge and he's tiny and maybe they kind of 'get' each other. being a small man isn't easy and she was not only 6 foot at 12 but quite fat for most of her childhood. Maybe they just get each other.

anyway, good news!! congratulations to them both!

let's hope she'll be too busy now to make any more god awful tv cookery programmes, then, eh?

oh yes! please, no more cookery programmes, and the pregnancy diary has been done many times....

Also hope all goes ok - Sophie, if you're reading, consider a Homebirth!

idn't know she'd had difficult childhood....al i know is she was recruited age 14 by Isabella Blow...

she was my favourite model ever, not least because in a favourable light, i might look a bit like a short, fat Sophie...

but that Opium photo was amazing