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So who is the Hollywood star who offerred Mylene Klass a secret sex contract........come and speculate....

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DrNortherner · 28/09/2010 12:40

She said it would bring down Hollywood if it ever got out. Why is she even sharing this with us?

My money's on it will come out at some point, probably when her career is dwindling...

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AbsofCroissant · 28/09/2010 12:46

A secret sex contract?

Um, Danny DeVito, only he's married. Mel Gibson?

It's either someone ridiculously bad-looking, insane, or actually not so much "hollywood star" as "LA resident".

flibbertigibbert · 28/09/2010 16:05

Very annoyed that she decided to share this - why bother unless she was going to name them. Just publicity seeking.

slug · 28/09/2010 16:09

It will probably turn out to be some weirdo notorious for doing weird things to women and who nobody takes seriously. Phil Spector comes to mind. Or possibly Roman Polanski.

StewieGriffinsMom · 28/09/2010 16:10

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BooBooGlass · 28/09/2010 16:11

Link?
Whenever 'contract' and 'hollywood' are mentioned I always think Tom Cruise. Allegedly. But unless Mylene is hiding some man parts then I doubt it's him

fartmeistergeneral · 28/09/2010 16:14

Ugggh, why on earth even mention it if not going to disclose who it was?? I cannot stand this woman. Ever since seeing her on that naked programme with Gok Wan and they persuaded lots of women to take clothes off, no make up and one woman (overweight, unattractive [and I speak as a kindred spirit]) was crying saying she looked so awful - Myleene just cuddled her and said she knew exactly how she felt, when she had to wear a bikini in the jungle and take off all her make up, she felt she looked dreadful too.

If I was that woman I'd have kneed her in the groin.

BunnyLebowski · 28/09/2010 16:16

Hmm well given the nature of Tom and Katie's 'courtship' it's clear this kind of thing goes on but Myleene?

Isn't she a bit downmarket even for anyone in Hollywood??

AbsofCroissant · 28/09/2010 16:18

There was a previous thread about young Ms Klassless. Will try and did it up. Twas very funny

ZENZIZENZIZENZIC · 28/09/2010 16:33

I reckon it happened in the miniscule abyss of her teeny tiny mind.

TheBolter · 28/09/2010 16:54

Lol @ BunnyLebowski I thought the same.

What a publicity seeking hound.

muggglewump · 28/09/2010 16:57

To actually have sex, or pretend they were?

BalloonSlayer · 28/09/2010 17:25

I love the way that it says "The pregnant mother, who is engaged to Graham Quinn, said she shunned the celebrity because she did not want to be a marriage wrecker."

So . . . you didn't shun him because you have a partner with whom you have a child and being unfaithful wouldn't enter your head?

AbsofCroissant · 28/09/2010 17:26

Couldn't find the thread, but the story was something like this.

Poster was in Camden, having lunch with her family, and MK was filming near by. During her break, MK was sitting around, flitting hair, pouting etc., hoping someone would notice her/ask for her autograph/act all star-struck, but no one did. Eventually, one man did come over and asked who she was and she said something like "Mylene Klass, off the telly" and he went "oh, I thought you were someone else, someone famous". Poster then started sniggering, MK turned around and said "I would never let my child eat shit like you're feeding your DS" and stormed off.

fartmeistergeneral · 28/09/2010 17:29

OMG! I LOVE that story! Feel totally vindicated in my loathing of that woman!!

DrNortherner · 28/09/2010 17:30

That's hilarious!

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Gigantaur · 28/09/2010 17:32

it is a figment of her imagination.

She has "released" this information as she wants to boost her own ego yet again

AbsofCroissant · 28/09/2010 18:04

I don't even get what a sex contract is. I read an article about this debacle in a highbrow newspaper Daily Mail and apparently, she went for lunch with this "celebrity" who said something controversial during the starter, she thought "bugger, I have to get through a main course and dessert", "sleb's" assistant then turned up with a confidentiality contract. She won't name him, because she doesn't want to be a marriage wrecker just an attention seeker

This is, apparently, the third such "celebrity" to proposition her.

I know ... Stevie Wonder! Oh wait, he can hear. Can't be him.

Who's blind and deaf and a celebrity? Recently married?

TwoIfBySea · 29/09/2010 14:24

What a load of tosh.

Although I do remember an interview with Jessica Alba where she poured scorn over Tom Cruise because he had what amounted to auditions for his girlfriends. Then Katie Holmes started going out with him.

Myleene Klasse though...really?

mayorquimby · 29/09/2010 15:30

www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/lostinshowbiz/2010/jan/15/myleene-klass-marina-hyde

kinda sums her up in my opinion

SeaShellsOnTheSeaShore · 30/09/2010 08:48

I thought Orlando bloom as he is recently married, but don't want to think it could possibly be him iykwim.

She really is just attention seeking...surely this only the tip of the sordid Hollywood iceberg?!!!!

LoveBeingInvitedToTheVIPSale · 30/09/2010 08:54

ffs talk abot attnetion seeking. I hate the way she speaks now.

noddyholder · 30/09/2010 08:59

Mr Jolie allegedly

EightiesChick · 02/10/2010 11:58

I can't think of anyone for whom this coming out would 'bring down Hollywood'. After Tiger Woods would anything like this be a big surprise anymore? They Are All Cads and Hounds.

And yes, I also noted that there was no mention of her partner and any affair behind his back being out of the question. I bet she would jump ship in a heartbeat for an A-lister if the offer really was there.

potplant · 03/10/2010 23:00

'bring down hollywood' - she needs to get over herself.

Doigthebountyeater · 11/10/2010 18:39

yuck, I hate her.

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