Ok, this is a bit teen-agery but instead of which sleb do YOU fancy, which sleb do you think would fancy you?

[peggotty]

No Johnny Depp etc etc allowed (unless you really think he would!). I don't think I'd have much of a chance with any of my proper sleb crushes, but will commence racking my brains for who I think I could be in with a chance !

Tentative bump before I scuttle off in shame. I reckon I'd be on a winner with Stephen Moyer (Bill in True Blood) although I'd rather it was Alexander Skarsgard (Eric)!!

Damon albarn I just know he would

Brilliant thread idea. I think I could be in with Mark Lamarr (always assuming he actually has relationships) because he seems to like cleavage, and I would be happy to spend all day listening to his amazing music collection and dressing up as a rockabilly girl. And outdoing him as a poker-faced sarcastic bastard :o

Stevie Wonder

Damn was just about to say stevie wonder

Knowing my luck, guessing Jonny Vagas!!

:o

Was just speculating that in fact ML is probably deeply unpleasant IRL, and spends his time not listening to brilliant records but trolling on MN or something.

cynthia nixon (from satc)....i always seem to have other women fancying me!!!

johnny vegas years ago once spent the first half of a gig flirting with me - i was flattered till i went to another show and realised he does it at every gig to some girl.

ooh Daniel Radcliffe - he flirted with me :)

David Blunkett, failing that his dog might take a shine to me :)

I think Gareth Malone could be persuaded that he loves me. I can sing and I'd worship him.

all of them. I'm awesome!

amd Marco pierre white well thought i was fit too

Well, Brett Anderson asked me to share his cab one night after a concert at Brixton.

I said no, because I was being practical and was also quite, quite terrified

He is now gigging solo around the backwaters of Spain where apparently they love him. Lucky escape? You decide.

ha I so would, FA. :o

Howard Donald - I've heard he's not that fussy

Ricky off EE once chatted me up but that was a looooooooong time ago. I wasn't interested then or now.

Colin Farrell. Pretty sure we'd all have a chance with him but baggsy first shot....

Richard Armitage - and if the opportunity ever arose to chat him up I'd definitely have a go (not basing my chances on anything other than probably drastically misplaced optimism!)

Stephen Fry

I reckon Tim Lovejoy is gettable.

Years and years ago, Steve Earle spent a long time gazing at me during a gig. Later found out he was on his 4th marriage - so, yes, could have been a wife, I reckon

I once got chatted up by Bet Lynch's RL son

I could have been a player, you know

Question a)See the biggish thread above.
Question b) Not a snowball's chance in hell. But I am blessed with a unhealthy imagination