A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
rectum deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused,explains to the
woman they don't sell rectum deodorant, and never have.
Unfazed, the blonde assures the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from
this store on a regular basis and would like some
more "I'm sorry", says the pharmacist, "we don't have any".
"But I always buy it here," says the blonde
"Do you have the container that it came in?" asks
the pharmacist.
"YES", said the blonde, "I'll go home and getit."
She returns with the container and hands it to
the pharmacist who looks at it and says to her,
"This is just a normal stick of underarm deodorant"
Annoyed, the blonde snatches the container back
and reads out loud from the container.........
" TO APPLY, PUSH UP BOTTOM."